Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 20
(Ambrose Side Of The Story)
I said you should wait am coming and stop
banging that door as if na your aged papa
Cousin: IJIOT come quick nah
(I opened the door and Samuel my Cousin
Rushed into the house pushing me one side,
with fear i banged the door and ran after
him, but i didt see him again
Me: Guy were you dey ni?
Cousin: For Kitchen joor
Me: Je… Je……. Jehovah, comon comot there
now now, (i said and rushed into the
kitchen and saw him eating the left over
food, the thing pain me eeh)
Cousin: Why you wan cry nah?
Me: Bascard so na my Food you the devour
Cousin: No worry we go cook another one
Me: And who go sponsor am?
Cousin: Me offcourse, Oh you think say i go
involve you wey be beggar
Me: I don hear
Cousin: This guy you like food too much oo
Me: That one concern you???
Cousin: I wan ask you a question
Me: Ok ask
Cousin: “you’re holding a pot of food you
just cooked while walking up the stairs and
bae is about to trip, do you try to catch bae
or hold on to pot”??
Me: Biko this is my answer with reasons. I
will jejely hold on to my pot of food with the
1. If she falls she shall rise again, but my pot
of food? Nah!!!
2. You can handle bae after the fall, give her
some food from the pot and she’s fine.
3. Bae won’t die na, just small fall? kpata
kpata na just two teeth go remove.
4. Bae can save herself, food cannot.
5. A pot of food won’t ever cheat on me.
6. A few broken bones never killed anyone,
7. “Bae” is just one word but “Pot of food”?
Oya do the maths
8. Finally, Bible said ” seven that’s shall a man
fall and seven times he shall rise” this is just
her first fall na. With this few points of mine,
I know I have convinced you that a pot of
food is more……. In fact, Never mind
Cousin: Chai guy you wicked die
Me: I don hear you
(we discussed some more time before he
went home to organize the money for the
food and i was very hungry so i went to my
bag and saw #500, chai see promo i said to
myself, i took the money and decided to
branch one Restaurant to eat some food
before hunger and death go call me to glory
I went to a resturant with just 5
hundred naira. So I ordered for food
worth 4 hundred naira. As I sat down to
eat, a man sitting besides me putting on a
nice shirt said to him: “Sir, I love the way
you’re eating, you can add more food, I will
pay”. I quickly added more food for 8
hundred naira. The guy then told me again:
“you eat so well: add 2 soft drinks so that
you can drink after eating”.
I made the order. After drinking one
bottle, and i tried opening the second bottle,
the opener fell down and as I bent down
to pick it, I was shocked to see that the
who sat beside me was bare footed, then I
noticed the he was a mad man.
The mad man smiled and looked at Me
and said: “You don die today, the kind
beating them go give you eeh, me don
comot here (he said and laughed and went
I started crying and thinking the way they
going to beat me here today, only God will