Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 18
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(Ambrose Side Of The Story)
Chai i don die, i looked at the Guy and he
became afraid because my eyes don turn
red sharp sharp, we started removing and
cleaning the paint from the electronics and
many other places.
When we finished i paid the guy off not
after deducting 30% from the usual amount
we discussed and he left before i could sit
down my phone started shouting like a mad
man, i picked the call without checking the
caller thinking it was my bea.
Me: Hello sweetheart, how are you?
Caller: may AMADIOHA fire you there
(i realized it was my dad but as a sharp guy i
need to cover up if not the story will change
to another direction)
Me: Dad can’t someone play with you again?
Dad: your papa there
Me: but you are my dad
Dad: i put my name for inside?
Me: hmm hahaha, all na the same
Dad: see i want you to go to Aninri and
deliver a message to my Brother
Me: what’s the message
Dad: there is an Envelop i left on my Bed,
give it to him and tell me to go through it
before signing it
Me: But Dad i no carry any money for
transport.
Dad: i know, just look inside my bible for
room you will see 1000 there, it will take
you To and Fro
Me: what of Gala money?
Dad: Check under your anus
he said and ended the call and i quickly
dressed up and went to the park
I enter this bus from my Village to
another Aninri to deliver a message to my
Uncle.
As we dey go for road one man for back say
*driver I
am impressed*. The driver com say ‘thank
you sir.’
We never reach Lokoja wen the man tell
driver again,
driver I am impressed.
The driver come thank the man again.
Before we comot for Lokoja the man again
shouted,
driver I am impressed’ The driver come
say, ‘thank
you very much sir, I very much appreciate
your
compliments.’
The driver begin dey fire the bus dey go
come dey feel
like James Bond.
As we reach Okene the
man shout _*driver stop this
bus* _ , stop this bus, you mad, you wan kill
person?’
As driver stop the bus the man run comot
like Usain Bolt enter bush.
We rush follow the man make we see wetin
dey
impress the man.
Before we reach where the man dey, we
don dey
hear pra pra pratata pro pro! Na there we
come realize say wetin the man wan tell
driver be, ”driver I am pressed”
we continued our Journey when the guys
joined us, i reached at the place and
searched for my Uncles Fortunately for me i
saw him and delivered the message to him,
on my way back i was hungry and i saw a 5
Star Hotel and i decided to buy a coke there
since no Kiosk or Shop is around
i entered the hotel and the hotel attendant
told me a bottle of
coke is #1500. I started explaining
and describing coke like “I mean
coke…
Not the alcoholic one oo. The mineral
type.. I mean the normal coke that
looks like
Pepsi…. The one Coca-Cola
produces”
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