Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 11
(Gentle side of the Story)
Oga Ambrose just relax, them no fit do you
anything joor, see those guys na hungry
guys chai Emma don buy market, well we
go, go tomorrow for him territory go tell am
first make im stay clear, you self too the fear
joor, i was still talking when Ambrose phone
started ringing, he picked the call and
started talking in a very soft and low key
which i wasn’t hearing anything
(Ambrose side of the story)
Gentle was still ranting when my phone
started shouting like a mad man, i just lazily
picked the call, and didt even worry myself
to check the caller, but on hearing the voice i
found out it was my dad
Hello good afternoon sir
fine Pm, were are you
am at Gentle’s house
come over to the house am going out now
but dad……… Well am on my way
be fast i cooked rice and beans
what????? Rice and beans? Infact am
coming with the speed of light
my dad ended the call and i looked at Gentle
who looked worried, i told him that my Dad
wants me to come back home, he escorted
me to the village square and turned back, i
went to my house rejoicing and dancing like
a mad boy, chai see wetin food cause shaa
i went inside our gate and met my dad
outside,
oga sir good afternoon i greeted
Ambrose i no that you would come back
quickly because you heard rice and beans
my dad said
kama uga adu na ite ya duru na afor
(instead of it to remain in the pot let it enter
my stomach) i replied
maka nwoke bu kwa Ezege my dad said
so papa you can also rap??
Na me wey you even inherit that one he
replied and went outside the gate heading
to only God knows…
I ran straight to the kitchen and found
empty pot, chai this man self na me wey im
play shaa
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The next day came and i got a call from
Gentle telling me that his coming to my
house, he sounded very happy and when i
ended the call Samuel my cousin came inside
my house,
Me: oga Sam this one you the come by this
time hope am save?
Samuel: for were? Abeg just go hide now
because my blood the hot
Me: no p, abeg Gentle call me o say im wan
visit me now now
Samuel: na him even called me to come over
self. We were still discussing like 12minutes
time, Gentle arrived and was smiling like he
has won a visa
Me: oga o, how far nah
Gentle: Fine o this one una face dey this
serious
Samuel: abeg go straight to the point joor
Me: Yes go straight to the point, i no get
time my blood the hot
Gentle: see who blood the hot, you wey 6
guys pursue and you the run
Samuel: 6 wetin
Gentle: yes 6 guys
Samuel: ambrose you even try run if na me
na fly or even disappear i go do self, but
why them the pursue you
Me: na that masquerade guy o
Gentle: him name na Emma
Samuel: Emma that one im papa the sell kai
kai?
Gentle: yes o
Me: abeg Gentle tell us joor
Gentle: i don s.ex Nkechi o
Samuel: wow great news o
Me: hmm my armpit no dey o
Gentle: shout out to Ambrose Tips
Samuel: make i sing for him joor… All you
need is to listen to him, put your
concentration to him, do what exactly he
asked you to do, Admin Ambrose we are
ready to go dere
Gentle; baba for the girls baba for girls eeh
baba for the girls, kwanu baba for the girls
eeh baba for the girls baba for the girls
both of them were busy singing and
dancing and i was busy laughing at the 2
grown up fools dancing, gentle later went
back home after he hosted it on a
restaurant
There was one particular restaurant wey i
dey go chop that’s were Gentle Hosted it, E
get one oyibo wey dey always come chop
there too… Anytime dis oyibo chop finish, he
go shout ”Hey”, so I wonder wetin dey
make am shout. I decided to eat what d
oyibo always eat so maybe me sef go shout
too. When we reached d restaurant, I order
wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na
chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no
shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still
shout. I say dis oyibo na mumu o, wetin dey
make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask
4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of
chicken & red wine na N50,000 then d extra
plate too na another N50,000. Na then I
shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy… ……..Up till now,
I still dey shout!!!
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(Gentle Side of the Story)
1 week later
Nkechi just sent me a text dis afternoon say,
hey Love, i miss my period.
.
I no even wait 2 read am finish, na im i off
my fone, begin breath fast fast.
.
D next tin, i see her dey knock my door.
Naim i follow window xcape.
.
Na where i hide put 4 my backyard naim i
even say make i read her message finish.
.
I come see say i be just dey fool myself.
.
She write say, “hey love, i miss my period. D
lesson was suppose to be by 9am but i went
by 11am.
.
Am coming 2 ur house now 2 spend time
wit u.
.
I quickly jump out begin pursue d bike wey
carry her dey go back.
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