Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 4
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I woke up next morning feeling hungry,
which kind winch be this one nah, i tiptoed
to the kitchen to get some food i didt know
my dad was also doing the same following
me from the back immediately i wanted to
deep my hand inside the cupboard, i heard
my name
dad: Ambrose!
Me: turning around with shock, sir
Dad: what are you trying to do?
Me: (see me o wetin person go find come
kitchen if no be food i said in my mind)
nothing sir
dad: for your information today is Sunday so
chill and go and take your bath after we
prepare for church
me: so won’t i eat?
Dad have you even greeted me
me: oh am sorry oga goodmorning
Dad: and have you brushed your teeth
me: yes
Dad: when because i didt see you
me: in my dreams
dad you are not serious young man
me: well no problem daddy, i went and toke
my tooth paste and brush and went outside
to brush my teeth when i noticed that my
neighbour blessing the one that door bell
shocked both of us, i saw her sitting outside
weeping, i Approached her and asked her
the matter she refused at the first place but
when i insisted she told me her boyfriend
broke up with her after having se.x with her
and she’s now sad and heart broken ,
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I now gave her a clew on what to do so that
she won’t feel the break up alone
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Did your boyfriend break your heart ? Don’t
bear the heartbreak alone. Call him in the
middle of the night, tell him you went to
hospital to check for your HIV status and the
result came out positive. ask him why he
infected you with the virus and dumped you
. Cut the call at that moment,switch off ur
phone, Relax one corner, open your window
for a fresh air and let your ancestors do the
remaining fight.
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The girl brightened up and thanked me for
the tip, i smiled and walked back into the
house and prepared for church, after that i
asked my dad
me: daddy which church are we going?
Dad: satanic confrontanity church of Ogboni
me: ohh m be serious nah
dad: i don tell you
me: well since you are comfortable with the
church no problem with me
dad: we are going to Catholic church
me: thank God, i for go Altar Boys practice o
so that i would have serve the mass this
Sunday
dad: you don eat plenty rice with chicken
finish that yesterday, how would you have
remembered?
Me: no vex, we went to church that day after
the service i went to see the Altar Boys, and
we agreed that i would start from the next
Saturday, i went out and joined my dad to
journey back home, when we arrived i ate
my food and served my dad his. After that i
went outside to breath fresh air, like 2
hours later my cousin came in sweating.
Me: why are you sweating like he goat?
Cousin: na you be goat, by The way na this
their masquerade the pursue me from my
house to yours
me: im still dey outside nah
cousin: yes o
me: wait make i carry hot water
cousin: no bother yourself joor, abeg you
don prepare make we the go the wedding i
told you about
me: wait let me wear my shoe
cousin: ok
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After i finished dressing up me and my
cousin went outside and saw the
masquerade with children dancing round
my own papa compound, i said bia oga
masquerade comot for this place now if… I
was still talking when the masquerade
started chasing both me and my cousin till
we lay ambush for it when he crossed my
path i jumped on it and my cousin did the
same and we removed the mask and snap
him picture we didt beat him shaaa
when we arrived the venue for the wedding
there were still inviting the groom and bride
to the Altar, i said to my cousin
me: oga item 7 never reach
cousin: na so o, them even still the wed
abeg make we go inside
we went inside and found vacancy at the
back and sat down
the vowing was going on suddenly the man
of God asked if there was anyone who had
any reason why the marriage shouldn’t go
on, it was time to stand up and speak, or
forever hold his or her peace. The moment
of utter silence was interrupted by a young
beautiful
woman carrying a child. She
started slowly walking toward
the pastor.
Everything quickly turned to
chaos. The bride slapped the
groom. The groom’s mother
fainted. The groomsmen started
giving each other strange looks
and wondering how best to help
save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman,
“Can you tell us why you came
forward? What do you have to
say?”
The woman replied, “I can’t hear
from the back.” ….
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Me and my cousins were rolling on the
ground laughing as if we are still very small,
after a while everybody came back and the
wedding was completed and we proceeded
to the main business which is the
entertainment hall…
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Do you wish to know what really happened
there? I guess yes. Well that will be in the
next funny episode of this comedy series
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