Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 1
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I was relaxing in my father’s
house at the City of Ebonyi State
Relaxing on the chair watching a
Nigeria Nollywood movie (i wont
mention the name of the movie
am not into a free Advert) after
few minutes of watching the
movie i started feeling dizzy,
when i tried to stand up a felt my
phone fell down from my body to
the floor, i stretched my hand to
pick it up a call came in
immediatly i reluctantly picked
the call when i saw the caller is
my Baby Girl named Celine
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Me: Hello sweetheart
celine: good Morning my Gem
me: fine morning, how are you
doing this morning
Celine: am good and you?
Me: Am ok and your night?
Celine: it was cool and yours
Me: Fine, please dearie i…
(my dad cut in)My dad called me
from the background, i ended
the call immediatly to answer my
dad,
me: Good morning Dad
Dad: Morning, what are you
doing now?
Me: Nothing (“i answered
anxiously because i know when
my dad is about to start his
sermon”)
Dad: Prepare your self we will be
traveling to the village tomorrow
morning
Me: ahh dad why sudden
development
Dad: I want you to accompany
me to attend a ceremony coming
up next month
Me: But Dad Next month is still far
we can still wait a little bit
Dad: No we will travel tomorrow
morning i have many things to
take care of and you will be
helping me in the Farm as well.
Me: Haaa me Farm, Dad i wont
corp with that o
(my mum cut in from the
corridor,)
Mum: Honey! Why won’t you
allow him to stay while you go
alone? Considering his not
familiar with farming.
Me: Thanks mum
mum: is that your goodmorning?
Me: oh am so sorry for that, Good
morning my wife
Dad: So you have started
snatching my wife in my own
very eyes
Me: (i said Nwoke bu kwa Ezege
in my mind) no o just teasing her
Mum: Teasing who?
Me: You nah, be doing as if it
doesn’t sweet you
both my mum and dad burst out
laughing. After a while of
laughter my dad turned to me
Dad: do you know the main
reason why i want you to go
with me despite you are the last
born?.
Me: Because you want me to be a
hardworking boy
Dad: You are already a good boy.
Me: (haha for were me good
boy? I said in my mind smiling)
Thanks dad
Mum: Why are you smiling?
Dad: Maybe because his happy
going with me right?
Me: (i starred at my mum on her
face and she signaled me to
accept) Yes Dad
Dad: That’s Good, and the reason
i want you to follow me is
because of your sometimes
funny things atleast i can be
laughing althrough the day’s am
there
Mum: So that me will be Angry all
day long?
Dad: No o, just want to borrow
your 2nd Husband from you
Me: Chai so am now a goods that
is been borrowed chai is not fair
o
Mum: Well you can go with him
but don’t hurt him o when he
start mis-behaving
Dad: Ok i promise
Me: Do i have a say in this?
Both of them chorused No.
Me: ok o( chai see gobe o and i
have arranged for me and my
Babe to see the next day chai see
wahala) i dipped my hand into
my pocket were i kept my phone
and checked the screen and saw
8 missed calls from my babe, i
smiled and dialed the number
while walking back to my room, i
told her about the news and she
was unhappy, but as a sharp guy
i cheered her up promising to
visit her towards evening, and in
the evening i went to her house
discussing and chatting with her
i checked the time and it was
7:40pm i jumped on my feet and
dismissed her and ran like a mad
man home, her house wasn’t
that far from mine so got home
early enough before anyone
could notice, i went to the dining
and ate my food and i went to
my room and slept off not after
posting stories on my facebook
page and my website.
The following morning me and
my dad traveled to the Village
located in Nkanu East L.G.A in
Enugu State, i was bit anxious
and reluctant as well, but what
could i do? I just obeyed, i was
angry when we got home and i
was equally tired, i called my
mum and siblings and told them
that i have reached and also
called my babe, i was arranging
our logages when my cousin
pumped into my room
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Cousin: who am i seeing?
Me: Your grandfather’s Ghost
Cousin: na your eye be this?
Me: No, na my arm-pit
Cousin: haaa una don come
back?
Me: no o we still dey that side
Cousin: i been hear say una don
land like bomb
Me: Yes na the Return of Shekau
nah
Cousin: I heard you now work
at the Bakery?
Me: Oh Yes. I started last
week.
Cousin: But you have never
brought any Bread
home.
Me: Your sister who works
at the airport,
has she brought any aeroplane
to the house?
And even you who works at
the Mortuary, have
you brought any dead body
home before? Has
your brother who works in
London brought
Buhari back home? Please,
don’t put pressure
on me��������
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After series discussion that seem
to me like forever he finally left
for his own father’s house.
I relaxed on my bed cooling off
my head for the stressful day,
and i logged on to facebook and
posted some jokes
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