The nemesis of Ezra - S01 E02

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The nemesis of Ezra - S01 E02

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 2

THE NEXT DAY

well let me take time and introduce the cast main cast.

Here is boluwatife a guy with a small head and low voice call him what ever bad name you know and it will fit into him i know you guys are curious o why i said that well don’t worry u will soon understand what i mean by that as the story continue.

boluwatife was seen seating in his business

center (i said business center and u guys are

thinking that he his a real business man na

igbo (indian hemp the idiot dey sell)

he was busy rapping bunch of Indian hemp that he

will sell for the day humming or should i say spoiling a song that was sang by a popular Nigeria artist.

boluwatife: (singing) how would u like to

smoke some weed ayagayagayagaya

yogoyogoyogo yo (sometimes i do wonder

how burner boy was able to write that song)

he light a rap and begin to smoke away the

little sense which the witches in his village

left for him oh less i forget he is an indigene of edo state so you guys must have understand how edo witches operate with someone sense.(my edo readers am just kidding oh no hard feeling please i was told before

that Indian hemp can give someone inspiration to sing but i never believe it now i no better to all the smokers reading this story i hail o now back to the story)

he was still smoking the rap then he started thinking of when he was in secondary school and how

he usually score

zero over evrything that was giving to the

class he was known as the most dulliest

students ever recorded in the history of

royal comprehensive high school

he thought that his uncle was the reason

why he was now the way he is.

**FLASH BACK**

boluwatife mum :”my son has it is now, you

don’t have anything upstairs i think the only

thing for u to do now is to visit your uncle

that is a lecturer in unilag so that he will use

his connection to get admission for you in

unilag.

Boluwatife: i don dey reason am too mama

but u sure say he go help me ? U suppose no

say na stingy man na

boluwatife mum: look at the kind of English you are

speaking how will you be able to get an admission in

unilag with this kind of useless language that you are speaking?””oh

my God what have i done to deserve this?

Who used my son sense to exchange

newspaper? the witches in my village are at it

again they are singing mad over you with

my son head using the skul as drum”.”idiots take this money you are going to lagos

early tomorrow morning your mate have

make it be here dragging food pot with me everyday.

***FAST FORWARD TO WHEN BOLUWATIFE

GET TO LAGOS***

boluwatife uncle: boluwatife your mother

has told me the reason why she sent you here

and i will be glad to help you

boluwatife : thank you uncle

b.uncle: good i heard that the

waec result as been release so how was ur

result? I was told that you want to study

medicine and become a medical doctor

boluwatife: “yes uncle”.”Uncle, i learnt its difficult to

get admission into university these

days except you are well

connected.

B.UNCLE: That’s true.

BOLUWATIFE: Since you are connected, can

you help me get admission into the

university

after my JAMB.

Uncle: That’s true, am connected

and i will help you if i don’t help you then who will i help?.

Boluwatife: Thank you Uncle.

Boluwatife Uncle: You are welcome…. So

how

is your result, is it WAEC or NECO

and how many credits did you get..

Boluwatife: Uncle, it’s WAEC and i have

two credits in agric and Yoruba

language

boluwatife Uncle: and the rest?

Boluwatife: ehhhm,uncle i failed the rest

b.uncle: Well, that’s not bad. You

can

still be a doctor, not a medical

doctor really but native doctor

(babalawo)…. You will use your

credit in agric in collecting herbs

from the forest, and Yoruba

language for incantations idiot.

*BACK TO THE PRESENT*

he hissed and continue smoking.

Boluwatife:”i wonder why this guy call davido will be

singing about banana mtcheew let me do

my remix jaree” (singing) transformer fall on you, igbo fall

on u, skyscraper fall on u, bcus i dey sell igbo

eh.

…………. (continue singing……)