Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 18
I be wan enter inside house back oh.
Policeman1: oga come…
I point myself with my finger to be sure, my ears have gone recession tay tay.
Policeman2: yes na, come we wan ask you sth.
Hope no be all those police is your friend people. I no wan friend police oh!
Me: good afternoon, sirs.
Policeman1: afternoon, we are looking for some guys that ran pass here, did you see any of them.
Me: no, i have been watching movies. Is your knock on the gate that made me came out.
Policeman2: thank you, no fear ehnn.. Police is your friend.
I am very sure this is a warning against miss one corner threat, is a police officer now b*nging her. If she tell him am gone oh! 21years in prison for rape, me that is still young. The devil is a liar! I entered inside the house and wore my shirt, took my wallet and chuk my last 1k home and abroad inside the wallet.
I went to Miss one corner’s house, i mean the yard they lived and greeted some bros sitting outside knocking ludo.
Luckily for me I met her small sister outside.
Small sister: ejima she no even add brother
Me: your sister dey inside?
Small sister: yes, Uchechi oh!
Miss one corner: why you dey call me na?
Small sister: ejima dey fine you o.
She came out of the house with wrapper and a singlet, I walked to were she is.
Miss one corner: why you dey fine me, shey you want my call the police man now bah?
Me: you dey whine me, no vex.. Take this money hold body, i dey sorry.
I took the one thousand and gave it to her, she took it and hugged me happily then pecked me. I just know say the police stuff na just scamming stunt, na wa oh!
Me: you go still call police officer.
Miss one corner: which police? Are you a learner?
The babe used my head, I wanted to dragged the money from her hand and go home, she was quick to react. She ran inside their house laughing.
Miss one corner: i dey come, prepare something o.
That I dey come sweet pass food, on my way home I met Ada. One slim tall girl like that, she have bad finish over the years.
Ada: Victor.
Me: Ada, you don fine finish o, i nofit even recognise you again.
Ada: you too.
Me: thank you oh, i know say you dey whine me.
Ada: no na, you fine.
Me: if i fine why you no gree be my friend.
Ada: you never gree my be your friend.
Me: oya from today you be my friend, abeg.. Come stay with me na, na only me dey house.
Ada: okay, come make we dey go.
She followed me and we entered my house, I locked the gate and directed her to seat on the bed.
I boiled rice on the gas since stew is in the fridge, money don even finish for my hand.
I went inside the room and switched on the television.
Me: hope say, you don spoil like me.’cause na spartacus i wan watch o, you go watch.
Ada: put am, i like that film.
I inserted the cassette and we started watching oh, anytime dey do knacking on the tv she will look at me and smile.
I forgot i boiled something on the fire, the smell of the rice reminded me. I rushed and removed the rice and washed it, some rice has already magnet with the pot. I just changed pot and boiled the rice again, adding onions and salt.
I brought out the stew from fridge and put some in a little pot, i went to the bedroom and took two cans of drink, father will understand. I put it inside the fridge, when the rice was done. I brought it down from fire and boiled the stew, i took a round breakable plate and dished her own, took a can of drink and served her after adding the stew.
Ada: thank you.
Me: don’t mention, what are friends for?
I enter kitchen eat my own, when i return the babe done chop everything finish.
I just carried the plates go drop for kitchen, i come come back oh! Due to the food we have eaten, i wanted the food to digest before i will make move.
Ada: i wan go i nearly slap her, after she don eat everything
Me: i dey come.
I waka go inside the other room go collect c*ndom, i tore it and wore it and then return to take my rice and stew from her.
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