Anini Reloaded - S01 E21

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Anini Reloaded - S01 E21

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 21

In less than an hour we were in the hotel.

We walked in confidently, as we believed we can now buy the whole world with the cash we got.

Parcy who was limping like an handicap, was spreading his hands like someone seen flying over the moon.

We checked-in, into our normal room and ordered for some Moet and Hennessey which we pumped into the air to grace our celebration.

After lot of noisy celebration, we settled to split the money;

ME: First and foremost I wanna appreciate the level of cooperation and understanding among us all, I wouldn’t want us to decline rather we should sail forward to meet our peak and claim more cash into our purses. What we got now will take us far, even if we choose to lay low. So I will say kudos to the great ‘LION SQUID’

GANG: Kudus too nig_ga

PARCY: Lion squid till I die

ME: Nobody will die bro, we will all live to enjoy the fruit of our labour…

SHARON: Amen oo

ME: Back to the sharing of the cash, each one of us will have N1.3 Billion from the N5.2 Billion

PARCY: I don quench oooo, Oyibo man say ‘This is unbelievable’ Wow! See me see money. patatatatata on top ashawo. com tonight, them go hear my name for everywhere even internet

ME: Patata e’ do, I never land

PARCY: Sorry boss continue, I go try wait till you finish. Pardon my manners

ME: Better

GREAT-KALI: Patata your own don dey too much oo, why your blood dey hot self? Na this your one and half leg you won take snap selfie put for internet? Even your left hand don turn hanger

SHARON: Facebook and twitter go reject am self

PARCY: So my swag nor get level reach? una go see am na

ME: Are you guys done with your trash?

PARCY: Boss abeg sorry

ME: like I was saying, the remaining N58 million naira will be used to get us a well furnished private duplex, which will be our hideout. If there is any cash left we will get some better criers and two fast cars in our garage. How do you guys see it?

GREAT-KALI: Its okay by me but I don’t know about the others, Maybe you should ask them

ME: Shakitibobo what is your say?

SHARON: I think you have said it all, we need a good house instead of coming to this public hotel all the time

ME: Patata?

PARCY: I fit talk now

GREAT-KALI: Talk

(Patata always makes Great-kali to fed up)

PARCY: I agree with everything wey oga Anini talk, but if we go buy criers then make we buy better baby food (bullets) also, because I nor won hear say one day my gun go come do patakpo for war front, I want to hear patatatatatatatatakpokpo.

GREAT-KALI: You don talk finish?

PARCY: No sir, lastly I nor like all those guns when we get for stock, nor be only normal pistol and ak47 we go dey use na. If we must purchase guns then let’s go for pump-action ITHACA37, M61 Vulcan machine gun, Heckler & Koch MP5A3, SIG-Sauer P228, HK45CT 2010model, Mossberg 590, M230 Chain Gun. Then add quality grenades like AN/M14 incendiary, M84 stun, M7CS gas, and maybe M34WP which is even now outdated, but better than the Mk2 hand grenade we have been using

ME: Its okay, those guns you made mention of will cost us alot since we can’t get most of them in this country, but we will make arrangement for them through some of our military friends. I believe Sharon knows how to go about it?

SHARON: Yes na, some top army and navy officers wen be my customer for night runs, go arrange them for us, all I need to do is to F.u.c.k them well and pay them the normal amount the guns worth without extra charges

ME: Should in case the amount is higher than what we will budget after getting our duplex, then let me know

SHARON: Problem nor dey, na una won make me go run street matters so oo. I suppose quit totally from that job with the kind of cash when I done get, and the ones wen dey come

GREAT-KALI: Ashawo na Ashawo so lockup. You nor go fit stay without greasing your sharwama, abi na lie Patata?

PARCY: No na, you never lie since them born you

SHARON: But I go select person na, nor be before wen people dey select me

GREAT-KALI: So na me you won select now? Nor even try am because I nor go pay you pass 50k

SHARON: Watin I won use you do when Anini dey there? Let me just be plain here, Anini has been my crush since the very first day I met him in this hotel

(I pretended I didn’t hear that, even though i noticed it long ago that she likes me)

PARCY: I nor hear that one oo, make unna run una matter, but I nor wan hear say my blood brother contact HIV from……

SHARON: Your father Patata

PARCY: Thank you, abeg i fit collect my cash now? Because part of me don leave this place to my joint

ME: Sharon please split the cash like I have said, 1.3 billion naira each. Patata you can assist her to make it fast, but please nobody should bank his or her money with any bank in town. Its for our safety because those cash can be easily identified

GREAT-KALI: Who fall for problem na’im know na, them dey tell person?

The cash was shared in the presence of everyone, who took their own share instantly.

Sharon who loves club life decided to stay with me that night leaving Great-kali and Parcy with surprise…

“I gave them sign to let her stay if she wants, while they both went out together using the Camry.

There was no doubt that they were going to Parcy’s joint.

I was now alone with Sharon…