Veronica - S01 E08

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Veronica - S01 E08

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 8

(Veronica P. O. V)

After selling Nicholas antiques, the gang and I had a wild party, we spent the money the way we wanted, nobody could stop us now!

After partying, I used some of the money to buy some new clothes and also a new ride, Bobby and Angie also spent their money and as far as I know I don’t care what they do with it.

Angie Hmm, money is sweet o!

Veronica I’m telling you, Money is life.

Bobby Yeah right.

Angie What’s wrong bobby?

Veronica Yes, what’s wrong?

Bobbie Well, I’m just surprised you two spend the money like its nothing.

Veronica What are you saying?

Bobby The reason why we started this stealing gig was because we’re poor and the rich steal without being questioned!

Angie So?

Bobby We are no different from them, we steal and all we do is spent it like crazy, there are people who are unfortunate and poorly, we should be helping them, instead of spending the money like that we should do something useful with it.

That’s why I love Bobby, he’s the only sensitive and caring one among us, we shouldn’t be spending it lavishly, we should be helping people and that’s was what we’re going to do!

Veronica So what should we do?

Angie Lets donate some money to the church.

Veronica and Bobby God forbid bad thing!!

Bobby Those crooked pastors will swindle all the money.

Veronica exactly.

Angie So what should we do?

Veronica Hmm, we could donate some to the orphanage home.

Bobby Or we could help those people who need medical help, they always come to the radio and ask for help.

Angie Or we could go around ghetto neighborhoods and give out some cash.

Bobby Angie, you dey craze? This is not america o, and speaking of ghetto, we’ll be beaten to death if we do that.

Veronica Yeah it won’t work so we should just help the people in the hospital and the orphanage home.

Bobby Sure, let’s do it.

As we decided on how to help people with the money we stole, my phone rang, I checked and saw it was my uncle Ambrose.

Veronica Mosmoshi (Japanese way of saying “hello)

Ambrose Sashi buridana? (How far, its been long)

Veronica I’m fine uncle.

Ambrose So you’re finally decided to speak English? How are you?

Veronica I’m fine uncle, everything is good.

Ambrose how’s your job?

Veronica Well, uncle…I’m..not exactly working… right now.

Ambrose So what exactly are you doing?

Veronica Well, my job is kind of shady!

Ambrose Are you stealing?

Veronica I wouldn’t call it stealing…. I’m just taking my share of my own money I pay for taxes.

Ambrose Its is stealing! Veronica we’ve talked about this. I want you to have a normal life.

Veronica I know uncle but the jobs here are terrible and its hard to get one, and speaking of normal life, I don’t want it, normal life is for normal plain boring people.

Ambrose I promised your mother I would keep you safe, just be careful.

Veronica Don’t worry uncle, besides what can happen?

Meanwhile………

(Omniscient P. O. V)

(Across town, Some rich men are having a discussion regarding what’s happening to their friends and colleagues and they sure are not happy with it.)

Chief Ezekiel Can you imagine? Being outdone and disgraced by a mere woman? Cheii.

Chief Adebayo I’m telling you, whoever that olosho is, she really is a wolf waiting to strike.

Sheik Alafin Subhanallah! This woman is pure poison and a cursed one, after sleeping with men, She’ll then expose them to their wives!

Pastor Bestman That woman will surely burn in hell, May God cast her out, she’s the devil’s incarnate, Jesus will surely d--n her. She will definitely pass through the nine circles of hell.

Prof. Vincent Gentlemen, you’re all wasting your time, all we need to do is deal with this w---e soiling our reputation! Imagine Nicholas, big man big money is now nothing, his wife divorced him and he’s now a laughing stock of the rich social class.

Alhaji Ibrahim Wallahi I agree with Vincent, we should deal with that Karuwa (prostitute) because she can cause problem for us, because I’m sleeping with a lot of fine women and I can’t risk be exposed by some tramp.

Pastor Bestman I agree with Alhaji, I also have a good time with those virgin Marys in my church and I don’t intend to stop, we should cast out this b---h.

D. P. O Emeka Gentlemen, don’t worry, we’re working on the case as we speak, a lot of colleagues have fallen to this mysterious woman!

But what I want to know is that, when we catch this woman what do we do with her?

Alhaji Ibrahim Very good question!

Sheik Alafin Yes, and from what I hear the woman is very Beautiful and stunning, I would like to have a night with her.

Pastor Bestman Then its settled! If she’s caught, we’ll rape her, each of us will have his turn to relish and ravish her.

Chief Ezekiel Very good, I like this idea but I have a plan to make this more fun, as we f--k her we should video it and spread it via net.

Chief Adebayo Yes, that will be the biggest humiliation ever and it will ruin her chances of ever having a normal life with anybody.

D. P. O Emeka That is an excellent plan. So how’s work gentlemen?

Prof. Vincent Work is fine, I get my salary and also get bribes from parents to give their kids access to the university! And not to mention the money and pleasure I get from both male and female students to pass exams.

Alhaji Ibrahim Shege Vincent, well being a business man, I weasel my way out selling fake and cheap products to my customers and hide the better ones which inflation rises, that’s when I bring them out.

Sheik Alafin Hmm, mine is easy, all those men and women who come to me for prayers are fools, they really think I’m a spiritual leader, all I do is pay some local mallam to pray for them and as for the women who come to me for pregnancy issue are the most stupid ones, but I enjoy myself impregnating them.

Pastor Bestman My case is similar to yours.

Chief Adebayo Enough of this talk and let’s enjoy ourselves before I go back home to my plain boring wife.

Prof. Vincent Yes o, let’s have a toast to a happy and luxury life of fun and pleasure.