Oga Landlord - S01 E126

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Oga Landlord - S01 E126

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 126

Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.

The way cars and people are disappearing in the vicinity will make you think killing rampage was going on, I quickly pulled out my phone and dialed Ugochukwu’s number.

Me: drive come my shop now now, them don shoot Veronica.

Ugochukwu’s voice: how? when? Jesus!!

I ended the call and went for Veronica’s struggling body. I raised her head and placed my legs under, she held my hand strongly smiling with her bloodshot eyes.

Me: no leave me.

Veronica: chuckle weakly I love you.

She closed her eyes and I shook her vigorously but she didn’t respond but was still breathing heavily, Ugochukwu pulled over.

Ugochukwu: carry her come.

I used all the manly strength in me to lift her up in my arms, she too get plenty meat for body.

He opened the back door and I lifted her in, and also got in the driver’s seat.

He ignited the car and we gun down the street with speed.

Ugochukwu: wetin happen?

Me: I no know, she just shout no and the next thing I see na blood everywhere.

Ugochukwu: she still dey alive.

Me: she nofit die, baby, stay alive oohh! I don buy our engagement ring, you better don’t die before I send bokoharam come land of dead.

Ugochukwu: na your own motivational quote for person wey wan die be that.

Me: focus on the road, so that we go get there fast.

We got to the hospital and he parked anyhow, I find a way to open the car door and kicked it wide open.

With the help of Ugochukwu I was able to bring her out and rushed to the counter of the ugly nurse.

Me: emergency! help! nurse!! doctor!!!

Ugochukwu: make I go meet the doctor.

Ugly nurse: oga, carry your voice down you dey disturb the hospital abeg.

Me: my fiancee dey die, I never get your time, make somebody carry her go emergency ward.

Ugly nurse: fiancee my foot, wey your police report?

Me: you dey mad, you know who I be?

Ugochukwu came out with the doctor and two nurses, one of them bearing a bed forward.

Ugly nurse: I no wan know oga.

Doctor: honourable.

I hand over Veronica to them and they lay on the bed, they moved her away to intense care unit.

I be wan escort them.

Doctor: you nofit follow us honourable.

Ugochukwu: guy, chill… nothing go do her.

Ugly nurse: sir, nothing will happen to your beautiful fiancee, God is in control.

I glared at the ugly witch behind the counter and felt like strangling her to death, no… no.. I will have to start with somebody first before her.

I went out of the hospital with Ugochukwu following me from behind.

Ugochukwu: where we dey go?

I didn’t answer him, I entered the car and mounted the wheel.

He joined me in the car staring at me, I put the car in motion and edged it into the city driving like there won’t be tomorrow.

Ugochukwu: abeg, if you wan join Vero drop me for one corner abeg.

I slowed down and took a bent and then gunned down the street, curve into GRA and then located Profit’s residence.

I blared the horn of my car at the gate non-stop but nobody opened the gate for me.

Ugochukwu: wetin we dey do here, na?

I came down from the car and marched towards the gate, but it was opened by the gateman before I could make good use of my fists.

Gateman: oga, madam don travel yesterday with small madam.

I breeze pass the gate-man and bumped into a wall or a rock as I tried to step inside the compound through the gateway formed at the corner.

I looked up and saw one of the gorilla of Profit standing immobile before me.

Me: your madam don travel? I ask the gateman looking back

Gateman: na wetin I dey try tell you, Oga.

Me: I no hear you na, you for shout my hear.

I turned back and went back to the car, mounted the wheel and reversed silently.

Ugochukwu was shaking his head.

Ugochukwu: I think say you go kill somebody or somebody go kill you with the anger you drive come here.

Me: the person wey I wan kill nodey there na.

Ugochukwu: and you believe wetin them tell you say she nodey inside the house, you for go check to confirm.

Me: if you help me check you go die? and Veronica dey hospital dey die.

Ugochukwu: you no remember say your fiancee dey hospital before you carry this your blood stain clothe, drive like mad person come here just to hear super story.

Me: wetin you expect me to do?

Ugochukwu: fight your way through or call police, air force, navy, soldier, because that gorilla need the combination.

Me: you know say na gorilla, na you want me to fight?

Ugochukwu: ehem na.

I hissed and drove to the hospital, we arrived at the hospital premises and I couldn’t just move my feet to get inside the hospital.

I started pacing around aimlessly at the parking lot.

Ugochukwu: try calm down, like like this you go first Veronica die sef.

Me: as you dey talk dey easy for you, you no know how I dey feel now.

Ugochukwu: make we go meet the doctor to know her condition, or you no wan follow me?

I decided to come with him, we stepped into the waiting room and find the ugly nurse eyes on us.

Ugly nurse: Honourable, we are sorry for your wife predicament.

I looked at her and hissed, we both sat on the waiting chairs.