Fausa Eleja - S07 E05

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Fausa Eleja - S07 E05

Read Story: SEASON 7 EPISODE 5

On getting to the entrance of the office, I

met the gateman who was about locking

the office gate, I whispered from afar my

car was situated, I instructed him to

hold on a little while, he obeyed, I got

inside the office, I followed the path to

the main entrance to the chairman’s

office, I entered and I stepped on a

envelop at the reception beside the

executive circular chair that was there

behind the rolling glass at the middle of

the reception……..what this envelop may

be?????????????? Hope its not an

importance document from partner

companies???????????????? What sort of

receptionist or secretary are these people

employed??????????? How carelessness are

they??????????? How would they be

careless with such official

information….”Those are the questions

flowing on my brain”………I took the

letter which was addressed to the

Accounting manager of the organization

and I put it inside the folded bag I took

along with me, I got inside the office,

picked up the sticker stamped I came for

and headed back to the gateman, I gave

him #1000 note. he was very happy, he

initiated a jokes in which it later almost

pissed me, Gateman: oka (boss)

wahalahi, you be kood man, you will

never lack money in your life

Me: amen, don’t worry, I just give you, I

know its small but manage it

Gateman:

oka wahalahi I know, see, anybody that

is planning to ruin you down, will die, (he

spit) twueeeee………

Me: what do you

mean by ruining me?????

Gateman: I

know some people will be trying to look

after how the company will get

folded…….but God will not grant them

success

Me: lol……you are not

serious……….. I will see you on Monday

jur …..

Gateman: alright oka (boss) greet

madam for me, I pray you go dey forget

something everyday and becoming back

like this to office at late hour….

Me: (you

dey craze??because of #1000???, ), I

know want that one ooooo

Gateman: am

sorry oka…….

Me: ok bye….or are you

going my route????? So I can give you

ride

Gateman: oka (boss) na the street at

the back of your street my house dey……

Me: are you serious?

Gateman: yes oka

(boss)

Me: do you know my house?

Gateman: very well oka (boss),

Me: ok,

get inside the car He got into the car, I

started the car engine, and drove off the

office premises……..I initiated a chat in

continuation to our previous discussion….

Me: you never tell me your name

Gateman: my name is Garuba sir,

Me: but

garuba, you were trying to clear

something to me the other time…can you

proceed now?????

Garuba: oka (boss) you

must be very careful ooooooo, na 4 diz

compiny I realize sey yoruba people na

truly devul o…………but some of them

laeke you, are to be laeke a deify or

deity we will be worshiping……

Me: tell

me what is going on, but before you

proceed, how many children do you have

now??????????

Garuba: no gud to dey

count children for personi ooooo, but na

only 5

Me: (haaaaaaa egbami, see this

madman, with #20,000 you are collecting)

haaaaaaaaaa didn’t you do any family

planning?

Garuba: wetin dem dey call that

one oka (boss)?

Me: ok, don’t worry, but

how are you coping with the little salary

you are collecting??????

Garuba: oka

(boss) na God oooooooo, sometimes I

collected credit ahead my salary

Me: heyah, remind me on monday to give

you a letter of increment to your

salary…….. I will increase it to #

30,000..is it ok by you

Garuba: haaaaaaa

me #30k, oka wahalahi, e no go better,

haaaa, sorry, e go better for you and

every of your endeavor go dey work out

smoothly,

Me: amen, don’t worry, take

this and add it to the one I gave you

before……..I added 3 notes of #1000 to

the one I gave him before……

Garuba:

chai, for me alone, wahalahi ah go tell

you everything my eyes see today…….

Me:

what was that?????