Fausa Eleja - S06 E18

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Fausa Eleja - S06 E18

Read Story: SEASON 6 EPISODE 18

………….I alighted from the car and went to a

nearby phone

boot…….it was a frosh toosh lady I saw

selling cards and making

calls in the boot, the girl was d--n sexy and

beautiful, her

beauty looks farther sophisticated than that

of queen of the

state or even the president’s

wife……………………..

But her ways of expression and her intonation

was confirm local

champion………………I walked to her and I

face the only business

that brought me to her…”This girl’s face and

her voice roar like a

lion, so I don’t think she is going to do the

help, I think of

something to get us atleast connected”…….I

ordered for an mtn

#1500 voucher, she pleaded she doesn’t have

a one pack

voucher, but #200 and #100 worth of

amount, I handed her my

phone to load #1500 worth of price for me,

she was so happy

and she begins to load it…..and I begin to

questions her during

the process…

Me: I pass this area sometimes ago, but

seized to,

sometimes back, so I didn’t know much about

the welfare of this

environment again…….

The girl: really????? So you pass here often

Me: yes now, there was a furniture at one

corner of that street

before(pointed to an unknown area)

The girl: furniture??????? Which area?????? I

don’t think so,

because I don’t know any furniture since I was

born

Me: you might not know him, because its

been so long I knew

him, he might have left before your own

arrival

The girl: but I was born and grew in this

area……..

Me: you sure???????

The girl: yes now

Me: (lobatan, idea no work)”chai, a beautiful

girl like this born

and grew in this such an area, oga oooooo”

there was even a

woman selling a fish at that house(pointing

at fausa’s house)

The girl: yes, you are right, I knew that

one….some elderly ones

usually call her “fausa eleja” but we young

ones call her “iya sidi

eleja”

Me: sidi?????? Was that sidi a fair girl, with

an onion booty, not

that much tall and with a well 8 shape and a

curve boobs and

stature?????? (Describing bissme to her)

The girl: noooooooo, though she wasn’t dark,

she was fair as you

mentioned, but not with all those assets you

mentioned

earlier…….

Me: @oooooh that means this girl didn’t

know bissme atall@ @by

this time she was almost done, but looking

for change because I

have given her 2 #1000 notes, ……..do you

know her second

daughter apart from sidi??????

The girl: please mr man, let leave them aside,

I don’t have

change……..

Me: ooooohhh you mean #500 change

right??????

The girl: yes

Me: don’t worry dear, I really like you and

wish to be friend with

you….

The girl: haaaaa thanks so much sir, but

please let it be only

friend ooooooo because I am already engaged

oooooooooo……infact am about to get

wedded very soon…….

Me: @swegbe, who go insert my pestle enter

this your local

mortar?????? You this local girl also dey

form, did I come

because of that?,@

Me: are you serious???????

The girl: yes oooooo

Me: you must invite me to your wedding ooo

The girl: very sure I will….