Oga Landlord - S01 E64

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Oga Landlord - S01 E64

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 64

Me: em commit suicide?

Ugochukwu: shame don send am to early grave, bah?

Jack: no oh.. he defected to another party.

Me: na that one dey bother you, na very good news.

Ugochukwu: na my prayer sef, if em go another party and no be the party dey conquer this state, nothing come out.

Jack: if you say so.

Me: I say so, chillax.. enjoy our victory.

Ugochukwu: guy, stand up make we dey go governor house.

Me: I no well.

Ugochukwu: I go just blow you, my fiend stand up joor!!

Ugochukwu dragged me down from the hospital bed and forced me inside the bathroom, I took my bath and we came out of the hospital together.

Immediately we came out of the hospital, Ugochukwu was walking very fast ahead of us behaving like mad person.

Ugochukwu: shouting I tell my papa say I go stand before president and Kings, you don see am.. I dey go shake hand with a whole governor.

Me: you dey mad oh! I go just throw you chain.

He didn’t stop shouting till he got into the car and ignited the engine, he didn’t even allow us to join him in the parking lot when he set the car in motion.

Ugochukwu: you no wan follow go see governor, huh?

Me: no be you them invite na.

Jack: sir, you are funny oh.

Me: isn’t funny, make we no get accident because of this madness oh.

Since he didn’t know the direction to Governor’s residence in GRA, he came down and Jack took the front wheel while our two sat at the back.

We were driving around the city for over an hour and my stomach was indicating red light, the heavy traffick made the whole thing tiring.

When we got to the fly-over that had a curve to GRA.

Me: abeg, Jack… fine any eatery stop biko, I need food.

Ugochukwu: I tell you to buy bible, man shall not live by bread alone. Calm down, we don reach governor house.