Legendary Toto - S01 E10 (Story Episode)

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Legendary Toto - S01 E10 (Story Episode)

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 10

Me: Que.. Queen..

Lady:[confused] Queen??, If I may ask how did you know her.

Me: so you no be Queen??

Lady:[exhaled] first of all please we don’t tolerate pidgin in this school, and morever my name is Cynthia..

Me: no vex… Emm abeg sorry…

Cynthia: I can see you’re qualified for to be a teacher.
So, you can start right away… I will call the school prefect to take you to the staff room.

Me:[nodded] okay ma..

She made a simple call, then minutes later a girl emerged out of no where..

Cynthia: [angrily] are you so stupid to forget you have to knock??

Girl: madam no vex, Mike say em no fit come so I come represent em.

Cynthia: And when did you become the assistant school prefect?? Get out!!..

The girl was about going when she called her back..

Cynthia: what did you say your name is??

Girl: shey na me una dey talk to??

Cynthia: no your ancestors!!

Girl: well, my name na Sandra aka the only ogbonge fine girl for this school….

They seem to have forgotten me, I just sat down watching their drama I didn’t mind them coz my mind was Faraway how come this lady resemble Queen so much

Cynthia: shut up!! I asked you a simple question..

Well it’s not your fault here is Mr Marvellous he’s your new biology teacher..

Haha it’s accountancy I read in school how come am now a biology teacher??

Sandra: welcome Oga my name na Sandra aka the only…

Cynthia: shut up take him to the staff room..!!

We stood up and and was about to go out when Cynthia called me back..

Cynthia: Emm Mr.. I noticed the name Queen doesn’t seem to cease from your lips… well, I also have a twin sister whose name is Queen she died no quite long ago in which she died through a ghastly motor accident..

I hope you enjoy your stay here Mr Marvellous..

Those words seems like a long epistle to me..

It means Queen has a sister and Cynthia is definitely the one.

This Sandra of a girl kept talking which I replied with nods.

Sandra: welcome to our school ehn, I swear you go enjoy our school oo, Bros you no know say you too fine, no worry I go help you wash cloth clean house ehnn..

Me: Sandra where’s the ss3 block??

Sandra: haha you wan hurry go to class like that make I take una reach ur office fess naw.

I reasoned that so we kept walking.. she started her story again

Sandra: you see that winch wey call em seff principal ehn I no say she go soon fall for my trap.

She too dey run mouth too much..

One could easily conclude that Sandra is a jovial girl but saying that to their principal even in my presence no good at all..

Me: you know Sandra you should..

Sandra:[cuts in] abeg Bros talk better language wey I go understand coz this your grammar too dey pain me for body..

Me: okay wetin I dey try talk be say make you respect una principal..

Sandra: no worry bros.. leave dah geh matter…

We got to the staff room, luckily I found an empty seat, they said the woman who owns the seat just put to bed so I should manage it for the main time..
I settled down while Sandra left..

I scanned around the office and found out almost everyone in the room are ladies the guys are very few.

After some time I picked a biology textbook from the school almost castrated library then strolled down to the SS3 class.

The class was very noisy Asin noisy I tried my best in calming the atmosphere then did some introduction before starting from the beginning of the syllabus given to me, mid – way into the class I discovered they were all bookless[sorry for the English] I waved that off since it was my time with them then gen gen I asked a question..

Me: Class what’s a spirogyra??

Every where was dead silent I heaved a sigh of relief coz I have been trying my best to make the class look normal..

We all have been looking at ourselves since morning coz none of them talked..

Then I asked the same question again when a boy raised his hand up… Naso dem start to hail the boy oo.

Me: okay before you say anything introduce yourself to the class..

Boy: okay my name na Samson aka Sam the driller my paddys also call me samkoko and Sam scatter scatter.

Me:[smh] okay answer the question.

Boy: okay a si…pin…rohn…..gin….rah… is when a geh and a boy go to a hotel and do pakapaka then the thing dah come out of the boy cucumber na sironginrah…

Naso dem start to hail am again ooo.

Me: shut up!! dumb heads!

Well, before I corrected him I fess look into the textbook well well to avoid stories that touches the heart..

I finished the class and it wasn’t long before they rang the bell for closing..

I decided to cool my brain a little before I stood up and started walking home uttering a goodbye to my colleagues..

I walked passed the route that lead to the school gate when I heard groaning sounds..

My mind just dey tell [dey go, dey go E concern you??]
As I traced the voice laidis it led me to a deserted class.

MEHN that was when I saw students in uniform giving it to each other..

The girl just dey shout.

“Asssshhh, Fu*ck me oo, tear my toto make I no remember house pound me like say you dey pound yam!!

Oooooh God how I go take survive for this school eeh??

To Be Continued....