Legendary Toto - S01 E05 (Story Episode)

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Legendary Toto - S01 E05 (Story Episode)

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 5

The only message wey my brain dey pass for me is yawa oo, yawa.

Me:Wait wetin be the person name wey you dey find..

I said still not opening the door.

Sergeant kunle: It’s one Mr Marvellous we’re looking for and am sure we’re not at the wrong address..

Me:I just move for here E no pass on week oo
Maybe you should ask people wey dey around.

Sergeant: Why don’t you show us your face, you know, you could help us trace the person..

Well, I no wan my matter be the no. 1 trending news for this area. Naso I open door oo.

The first thing I see for the sergeant hand na my picture.

Sergeant:So you want dey play games with us bah??

Officers! bundle am.

Me:wetin I do you.. I come steal p*nt for your house why you wan arrest me?

Naso one officer wey him teeth yellew pass MTN colour talk.

Officer: offense no 1, una insult the officer of the law..

Sergeant:When you reach our station you go know..

Eeeeeehhh everybody come see something oo
Chaii see wetin I dey avoid shey this woman no get work abi gini??

Naso them start to come out one by one.

Vicky olosho: Haha Oga policee why una wan arrest my husbandi??

Me: Abeg make we dey go.

Coz I no remember the time wey public toilet become my wife oo

Papa Anderson: Kai! and the boy nodey talk oo..

Emeka too much money:Nigga you don enter oo.

Abeg gimme the key to your room I wan carry babe come abeg..

Them give am Emeka too much money because the guy na Yahoo boy him like to dey spend money anyhow as if na him ancestors work for the money..

Me: Officers make wey dey go naw.

Naso them carry me go police station oo..

As I reach station laidis naso them say make I write statement oo..

Me:I no know wetin I do, you say make I write statement.

Naso them dey do??..

Naso one woman wey go dey at her mid fifties come out.

Woman: shey na the idiot, goat wey won kill my pikin be dis.

Naso the woman lock my shirt oo

Woman:You must kill me today oo, if my pikin die eehn you go see wetin your generation never see before.

Officers abeg carry this criminal enter cell naw.

I sha later write the statement they collect my wristwatch, my shirt and my wallet.

Officer: As you fine reach you no get pass 200naira for wallet and if we talk naw you go dey shout bigi boy, bigi boy we know pipu like una you still wan kill another person pikin.

Ah you be criminal!

The officer na woman oo smh.

Me:officer abeg my mama number dey the wallet help me call her say I dey here

I was later dragged to my cell the place na hell.

I started hearing groaning sounds and to my surprise one guy dey give him fellow guy from behind..

Guy 1:Ahh Ahh! f--k me Wella I wan taste your c-m f--k me bobo!

Guy 2:Ah uhm!!

I made sure they were done before I talked.

Me:Ehm my Ogas Wehdon oo

Guy 1: how far baby!

Blood of Jesus!! I cover myself with the holy ghost blood of zacarayah!

Guy 2: Welcome to the den!

Eeeeeehhh see where stingyness carry me come ooo..

My brother later came to check me sha, he asked wetin happen buh I no fit tell am naw.

I was later dragged to my cell.
Night don come, I lie down no reach five minutes when I felt someone grab my ass..

To Be Continued....