Oga Landlord - S01 E17 (Story Episode)

1 year ago

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 17

Subtitle: F--k Mark Z.

I stood arms akimbo watching both of them rolling and killing themselves on the frontage corridor, nothing person no go see.


Chinedu came out of the yard naked, the kid doesn’t wear any clothe at all. The only thing Chinedu agrees to wear is just uniform, na cane and shout before he will wear clothes to church. Apart from important rice events, lai lai bye bye to clothes for Chinedu.


I didn’t even know what is holding his poor father back from sacrificing that trap sent from the Village in form of human being, when Village people wan frustrate you. They will dash you one first son wey em brain top upside down in his skull.


Morning Chinedu!
Afternoon Chinedu!!
Evening Chinedu!!!


Except when em mother travel or nodey around, the boy is the biggest headache of his mother. I pity the woman sef and her husband don give up on the boy.


I don’t like that kid, I no go lie. Chinedu will never agree to go on an errand for you, if you have dangler in between your legs instead of hole. Be you who you be, lai lai! He doesn’t have strength to go an errand for a male. Immediately he came out, he started singing.
Chinedu: two fighters no separate them, two fanta no opener. Brother Philip punch am na!
clapping his hands and cheering them
That is how my tenants troop out to watch, I wasn’t in mood to even watch fight. I have more pressing wahala, I entered my room and locked the door.


Voices: Philip oh! Chiaa!! Punch am na!! When two lazy people dey fight na em be this.


Philip: you go see wetin I go do you for this area, no worry yourself. I go break your head.


Philip’s friend: you nofit do anything. You think say I dey fear you, that your worwor sister wey nofit make person d*ck stand na em I go go f--k.


I picked up my remote and raised the song on play, luckily there was light. I wondered who stopped the fight because none of my tenants will agree to do that.


My phone beeped and it was a text message from Aisha, I opened it.


“You are so sweet and good in bed, see you tomorrow. Sugarboy” this girl isn’t alright at all.


I replied her text message.
“Please, stay away from me. Am too young to die, I take anything you dey serve beg you”.


A knock landed on my door, I opened the door and saw Cynthia with her friend tagging behind.


Cynthia: take am easy oh. She be my only friend.


Me: trust me na, I go treat am like gold.


Cynthia whispered something to her friend and left, she entered the room looking around.


Cynthia’s friend: nice room you got here
na the room I go take massacre you oh!

To Be Continued...

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