Story: Toto Pass Toto - S01 E46

4 years ago

Story: Toto Pass Toto - S01 E46

I started hearing Ikenna’s voice from the verandah and Umashi, he was cracking dry jokes and the mumu girl is busy laughing.

So this boy really vowed to shift my sister’s pnt, he has graduated from outside to verandah who knows if Igive him more chance he will not ascend to bedroom skipping kitchen then bed. I appeared before them, Umashi was surprised she was not expecting me to return by that time.

Me: eeeehhh! Ona don graduate from outside to verandah, Umashi!! I scream

Umashi: daddy, welcome.

Me: welcome bomb you there! My fiend will you disappear inside?!

Ikenna: uncle Vic, welcome… Am just teaching her biology.

Me: abeg, no teach am again. Go your house, she no tell you say I be the best student for biology for theory and practical for my state.

Ikenna: uncle Vic, is not what you are thinking. Me and Vera are just friends.

Me: you even know wetin I dey think, you don see where girl and boy be friends? Umashi you still dey stand there!! she run inside the house

Ikenna: I am different, am just helping her.

Me: which kind help mama thank you boy like you wan render to my sister? I take God beg you, leave my small sister alone she never mature.

Ikenna: but Vera is a big girl, she can decide for herself this boy want my kill am

Me: no problem, as she be big gal, bring 5k come give am, if you like my sister go pay her bride for Ochigba, na one million naira. As I dey go inside, I no wan come out see you here again oh.

I warned and entered the house and saw Umashi on myreading text reading.

Me: you wan disgrace me? Tell the satan say them don loose. When you dey write Jamb?

Umashi: is tomorrow, daddy.

Me: na you dey dey talk with that boy wey no get anything to contribute to your future, you wan write Ikenna for your answer bah?

Umashi: she shake her head he scored 230, and he is teaching me how to score higher.

Me: anything below 250 you don fail, you better read forget about boys wey nofit sit down think about their future, from tomorrow you go be my P.A till you travel.

I wore my clothe and went out to get something for us to prepare beans she selected during the day, I came out and did not see Ikenna, very good. I wore my clothe and came out of the gate, looked left and right before crossing the road when Traffick was free.

I looked around and saw the shop I usually buy ripe plantain from, I walked to the shop and was surprised to find a beautiful girl rather than a woman who has been my customer for her cheerful attitude of giving me customer bonus anytime I come to her shop.

Girl: good evening, what do you want to buy?

Me: you are very beautiful, I want to buy you.

Girl: she blush am not a goods oh!

Me: girl you too fine, where is your village, I wan pay your bride price?

Girl: hiaa… Owey oh! We nodey marry outside for our church oh!

Me: which church be that?

Girl: Jehovah Witness toasting end there, I no want bible troops to frequent my house

Me: you just make everything fine for this shop, how much be this beautiful plantain?

Girl: 400naira.

Me: hiaa! You want give me bp, abeg commot small money na.

Girl: bring 350naira.

Me: thank you so much my wife, you too fine. she package it and give it to me

Girl: you stay in that house pointing to my house

Me: no, I just go greet person there, I stay for the back.

Girl: okay.I left the shop and went to the yard and saw Ikenna sitting down on a plastic chair pressing his phone, facing my apartment.

I laughed he thought my sister will come out not knowing that I have placed her under house arrest.

My phone rang and I picked it immediately…

Me: my one and only blood brother.

Victory: you wicked oh! You allow us trek like mad people that day.

Me: no vex, I think say ona no wan come that time, ehnn… Come carry Umashi go where she go write jamb tomorrow.

Victory: no problem, I go come.I went inside and we prepared the beans together, she had good kitchen skills but I did not allow her to cook.

After we were done eating, I was so stressed out that I have to bath and sleep very early.

I held the kitchen key that leads to verandah in my hand while sleeping. I was getting tired of sleeping, and I was about opening my eyes when I heard Ikenna’s voice calling out from the window.

Ikenna: Vera, come out, please.. whispering

Vera: I cannot come out, my dad has locked the entrance doors.

Ikenna: are you done thinking about it, I want you to be my girlfriend? ehhnn! I stir on my bed

Vera: am still thinking about it, go go… Before my daddy will wake up.

Ikenna: I will go, he is just jealous that I love you.

Love will kill both of you, after your exam tomorrow you will go back to where you came from.I later called my two love before retiring to the land of dreams afterwards, the next day. I quickly asked my sister to brush her mouth and start revising her books before 10pm, ’cause from were I stay to where she is going to write her jamb is just an hour ride.

She had her bath and we waited for my brother Victory, when it was 9:30am he did not show up. I have to call him…

Me: Victory, where you dey?

Victory: I dey for your side, carry her come out. I no wansee Sam.

Me: you see wetin your dck don do you?

Victory: just do am joor…He ended the call, I carried all Umashi luggage and started arranging her belongings.

Umashi: daddy, what are you doing?

Me: your eyes dey pain you, after you write jamb finish, na from there you go go.

I carried her travelling box outside and locked the door, locked the protector and carried her box inside the booth.

She was looking at me with teary eyes, ‘I no send’ I started the engine and she entered, Musa ran to the gate and opened it.

I drove out of the gate and took a left turn, we were headed to the junction when I saw my twin brother waving at us.I slowed down and parked my car at the road side, he came over to the window.

Me: drive am go there, from there… Carry her go house.

Victory: no wahala, car keys.

Me: take am easy oh! That car cost pass your destiny oh!!

Victory: you don kolo.

I came down and handed the car keys over to him, I walked down to my house, on entering the gate I saw two female and a matured man knocking at my protector.

I examined them, they were holding an umbrella with office bags.

One of them held bible, I continued walking…

Me: ona good morning, the owner of the house nodey around.