Story: Toto Pass Toto - S01 E22

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Story: Toto Pass Toto - S01 E22

Police officer: oga thank you.

Me: always at your service, you know say police na my friend.

I quickly locked the window and a thought came to me to check if the protector is locked, I went out of the kitchen into the verandah and saw Blacky with two other policemen.

I wanted to run inside when…

Police officer 1: stop there before I shoot? I pause with immediate effect Police officer 2: na the guy be this?

Blacky: yes, na the man wey rape me rape?! How na?!

Police officer: you be the Victor na you come deny.

Me: you put am Mr. I never marry o, and I no know this girl o.. Who are you? pointing at Blacky

Police officer: when we reach station will go install the formatted file back into your head.

They forced the protector open and handcuffed me, Biggy came out sluggishly yawning.

Me: come release me from police station.

Biggy: I nodey come, chop alone and die alone.

Me: officer I fit carry my phone?They whispered amongst themselves and nodded, one of them ordered Biggy to get my phone and he foolishly went ahead and brought it.

Biggy: officers, abeg ohh.. Make ona give my friend vip treatment.

Police officer2: you wan join am?

Biggy: I dey craze?

Me: Biggy! When you dey come release me, lap with food abeg… dragging me out of the compound I was forced out of the compound as Musa look on with pity, forced into their car.

One of the police officer was with Blacky as they discuss from a distance that I can not hear whatever they were discussing.

Blacky walked away and the other police officer returned back to the car, they drive quietly and I began to fear as we drove out my street.

Me: officers please na, i will not do it again. two police officers sat with me at the back

Police officer: na only soapy dey for prison, no rape my brother.

Me: I go do anything, abeg na crying

Police officer 2: na 21years in prison for rape charge.

Me: abeg na! I still young to go jail begging and crying

Police officer: you no too young to chuk your p---k for every hole? the one driving us

Me: na devil oohh.. Abeg na, make ona pity my mama and papa.

Police officer 2: before, na always devil or another person dey? if we carry you go station you go go prison for 21years no be days oh. You no go even see sun or faggy x mas, you better corporate.

Police officer: if you no wan enter, you go transfer 50k now now… We go free you.

Me: aaahhmm! 50k!!Police officer: officer Tunde drive fast fast, you think we are joking.

Me: no no! Account details my send am.

Police officer2: see am here.I tapped my phone and it displayed, I log into my bank application and did the transfer.

They parked by the roadside and asked me to come down.

Police officer2: stay away from rape, be a good citizen.

Me: sir yes sir! I salute

They drove away and I flagged down a taxi and entered,we got to my gate and I came down paid the taxi driver. I started hearing loud shouts when I got to the gate, immediately I opened the gate a girl ran pass me.

With her pnt in hand, merely looking at her size she will be those secondary school girls that want to start slaying at young age.

Musa: Angeli…. Angeliiiii.. Me never puff am for two round. Musa come out of the gate with his trouser in hand

Me: Musa, wetin happen?

Musa: I do I do, Angeli say em dey pain am, I do I do kaii.. Angeli say em sweet well.. I do I do I come bozaga, I wan puff am again na Angeli run. laughing

Me: sorry Musa, my go inside. I met Biggy in the kitchen preparing breakfast.

Biggy: yahoo boys don free you?

Me: how you take know say no be better police people be that?

Biggy: na the same girl wey scam Johnny na, my neighbor then.

Me: na you no tell me? I give them 50k! I don die..

Biggy: 50k! You? Even if them point you gun, you no go fit give that money.

Me: I just commot one zero, I no try? both of us laughing

Biggy: you try well well…

Me: abeg… Bring the food, I wan enter work today.

After we finished eating, i took my bath and prepared for work.

I took a taxi and came out of the busy road, I flagged down a bus.

Conductor: be serious! Shake body, oga enter. I sight small Mama*

Voices: where that man wan stay? Here tight well well..ona wan kill human being. How four people go stay for seat? this woman wey fat come down na!

Conductor: madam adjust, oga enter.

Me: I nodey go again.

Conductor: oga use your head o, you no even get money.