Me and my Supernatural Girlfriend - Season 1 - Episode 15

6 years ago

Me and my Supernatural Girlfriend - Season 1 - Episode 15

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I quickly adjust myself and sit beside her..

Me : take the coke! It works on running stomach..

Nifemi : when did you turn to a medical doctor? ‘surprise look’

Me : *fake smile * my mum na nurse before she die nah! Trust me it works..

Nifemi : ok! I will only drink it on one condition?

Me : and what is that?

Nifemi : you will drink it first..

Eweh! We die here *in yaw’s voice *. This girl na witch, no doubt about that..

Me : why?

Nifemi : cus I want us to share it together..

Me : em! Em! It’s for you nah, am okay like this, if I take more It will affect me..

Nifemi : how?

Me : only a guy would understand..

Nifemi : so girls no fit under?

Me : yes!

Nifemi : just tell me, I will understand..

Me : ok! Too much of sugary stuff kills man’s manhood! And it could cause him a low sperm count..

Nifemi : hmmmm!promiseee!

Me : serious! Am not lying you can ask oluzo..he will tell you..

Nifemi : ok call oluzo..

I was so happy cus I knew oluzo will surely understand..i picked my phone and called oluzo..after two times of ringing, oluzo finally picks. I put the call on loud speaker

Me : oluzo hafa nah

Oluzo : I de wetin de happen?

Me : en! Me and Nifemi de drag something ni and we decide to ask you..

Oluzo ; ok!

Me : shey coke de kill man manhood ni, yes or no

Oluzo : yes nah! Shey Nifemi no know before ni?

Me :[B] ☆☆
My eyes were wide open and my mouth were shaking, my beautiful nifemi was no where to be found.. ogwula! I screamed like someone who just lost his parents.. mehn! Oluzo will surely kill me.. where this girl Waka go nah.? Shey I don too waste time for where I go buy the drink ni?
Several thoughts keep dancing across my head cus I was very surprised..

I stood for a while and gave a quizzical look at the plastic bottle of the coke in my hands.. omo mehn! Devil get power sha.. see as he transport this girl comot for my room without my awareness.. e come worst am, I still come forget my phone..nawa o..

During this process I started suffering from the mildest form of heart attack .my heart starts beating faster than it normally does.

All this while I started praying to my ancestors and confessing to crimes I know nothing of just to get my nifemi back to my room.

I quickly ran out of my room, I saw a Emeka sitting outside..

Me : Emeka! You help me see that auntie whey you carry come my place that day?

Emeka : which auntie?

Me : that one whey get big head and small tail..apa..that day whey I give you 2h!

Emeka : oh! I no see her o..wetin happen?

Me : nothing..

Where could this girl go. ”i soliloquies ” abi na true say she be ogbanje ni? Chai! I don enter am.. Between the hours spent waiting for a miracle to happen , I was half crazed with boredom and loneliness of great degree and wondering why bad things happen to good people like me, even when I know my intentions where not good….

I turned and walked inside, I was shocked to see nifemi on my bed laying on her Tommy ..

Me : nifemi, where are you coming from?

Nifemi : I actually went to use the toilet .. any problem?

Me : yes! You should have inform me before you go nah.

Nifemi : am sorry dear..

Me : apology not accepted!

Nifemi : why?

Me : you need to bribe me.. “wink”

Nifemi : ok! She stood up and gave me a tight hug,,

Mehn nawa o, wetin this girl de even call me self?.. I resemble reverend father ni abi she think say I be smally ni? ” I thought out loud”.. today na today sha!

Me : nifemi drink your coke na!

Nifemi : no jorh i am having a running stomach.

See gobe! How do I make her drink this coke now
I Taya o!.

Oluzo : she don know now..

I hanged off the call immediately..I turned to Nifemi..

Me : shey you see now?

Nifemi : ok no problem.

She picked the plastic bottle and gulped the entire coke within a minute.. thank God! I finally catch this girl sha.. after all this month’s whey I don de suffer for her hand.. na today I go collect am for your body..

We started discussing, I keep saying boring things that will make her fall asleep, but she no sleep.. for about 20 minutes Nifemi was still up and talking..i keep wondering what’s going on, shey na another thing oluzo give me ni abi na me no use am well?.. wetin de happen self?