Me and my Supernatural Girlfriend - Season 1 - Episode 3

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Me and my Supernatural Girlfriend - Season 1 - Episode 3

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I got home and discussed everything with oluzo , of which he assured me that everything is gonna be fine.. I keep Chasing and hunting nifemi ,But she de form iron lady!!!!

She just felt I was not good enough for her or maybe something else, because any move I was making was all to no avail….

I took it from all the contemporary known style of approaching a lady ,Down to stone aged ampersand ancient methods. Thanks to oluzo’s idea.. I started
writing scented letters, folded in a love shape….most times I do Send flowers with notes, most time I do ‎Bribe her friends to help me get the letter to her and sometimes various other stuff for her …

Wetin she want make I do self, abi she de expect shekau head ni?.. nawa o ‎maybe Na to de stand for her room window for night, begin shout her name…then when she come outside we go begin sing with a romantic band whey I arranged together
Which will involve oluzo, klef, khola, kpumpy and some other friends of mine….

But as e be say We no sabi sing at all,make we just maintain our status-quo, and make we kuku respect our old age, to avoid story that touches ‎.cus i no want wahala…

Naija girls en, chai! I suffered like mad.. ‎days of
Phone calls, Text messages, Recharge card ..of which she neva accept instead, sometimes I could recall when she sent back the card to me, with curse . Omo I almost pee on my pant..
Most times oluzo will call her and talked to her on my behalf! But she turned him down without giving it a second thought..
(three weeks later)

My conversation with oluzo on whatsapp

Me : guy hafa


Oluzo : am fine, hafa for the girl mata nah

Me : the girl too wicked o..she no wan gree

Oluzo : she dey mad?…she must gree joor!!! Attached with *wink* smiley

Me : ogbeni make we hear word jorh..! You be fk guy.

Oluzo : how I take be fk guy..

Me : you see fire for front you come push me enter..

Oluzo : you de craze?.. which time I do you that one?

Me : you mumu sha! Shey you no sabi proverb ni?

Oluzo : oga tell me wetin happen.

Me : nifemi whey you say make I de runz no pass fire abi?

Oluzo : *laughing smiley* Eyaa Pele my guy.. but I have an idea sha!

Me ; *happy smiley* oya let’s see it


Oluzo : malu (cow) see as he de happy


Me : oga I de wait abeg.


Oluz : ok, we go arrange 4 boys for street make dem form like say dem wan rape her, and two of us go hide de look dem for corner ..if we don see say dem don almost tear her skirt..u and I go come rush go rescue her..but we go find dem something o


Me : yeeeeh!!! Oluzo baddest.. na u be baba.

Oluzo :‎ apa (fool) neva happy..wait make the plan work first..

Me : ok nah… two bottle of origin for u paddi mi.

Oluzo : lolz.. like say he fit drink one cup of origin. Later jare

We end the conversation and went ahead to plan our next move, even if she get witch, na this time she go fall..no excuse.