Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 7

6 years ago

Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 7

Let me do little introduction about Aunty Caro.
The world’s greatest and best oloshi. She won the 2005, 2009, 2013, 2014 and last year award of the world’s best oloshi. She is currently running for this year’s award and from the look of things! Hmmm.

She graduated from unioloshi with PHD, HND, OND infact all the ND. Infact i even dash her bachelor degree self but make i no lie, na her punani wey sweet pass. The thing go just dey do your penis oil oil. Chaiii!

“knock on the door”
she came out and wow, looking gorgeous.

Me: erm caro, your punani is needed.

Aunty Caro: par time job or full job.
Na till dey break na.

Me: full job.

Aunty caro: for only you or with your friend?

Na here i go outsmart her.

Me: only me..

Aunty caro: your money na 5k

Me: no prob.

Aunty Caro: oya make we dey go.
She entered my front and was moving to my room. Chaiii, the song we dey sing for my head na

“OLOSHO DEY CARRY ME GO
OLOSHO DEY CARRY ME GO
CARRY ME TO LONDON
CARRY ME TO AMERICA
OLOSHO DEY CARRY ME GO”

Nowhere wey oloshi never carry this girl enter.

She entered inside our room

Time check 9:00pm

Donflex was sitted there but she didn’t mind him as she stripped naked. Lay on the bed and opened her legs wide for me.

Then she lubricated her punani and told me to come.

I rushed but Donflex deadly stare stopped me. Condom first oo. If not na Ebola and lasar Fever wey go slap person.

I tore a condom and wore it before entering the oil oil punani. Like expected, the thing dey sweet.

Time check 12:00 midnight

I was still f-----g her non stop why she was m0an!ng loudly. That girl no dey tire o. She fit f--k till dey break self.

Even though Flex was inside, she didn’t bother, na me pay and na me she book herself for.

Time Check 1:00 midnight

As expected nepa took light and i climaxed for God knows how many times.

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Me: i dey come make i go piss.

Caro: oya sharp sharp,
you dey mad. Na who you won kill with punani?

Now this is how me and Donflex buy one and get two free. As i stood up, Donflex has already condomized his d--k.

I went outside and came back but didn’t enter her. Instead, Donflex entered inside her punani and since everywhere was very dark, she didn’t notice.

Now because of this our stunt, we don’t m0an or make any sound when f-----g her so that she won’t notice anything.

I just layed down with my tired d--k, five hours no be beans. I didn’t move. I also made sure that the lights were off incase nepa tried to pull any stunt.

Donflex started his own turn from one o clock till dey break as i drifted to sleep.

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Caro: wake up, just thirty minutes wey you leave me you don sleep.

I checked the time, 7:59Am. Leaving her thirty minutes means that Donflex f----d her till about 7: o clock. That’s why she is going to have my vote during the next oloshi elections.

Caro: my money!!

She said and i gave her the 5k

Caro: tireless general. Anytime you need punani just holla your girl.

She said as she left. Caro the bad girl!

Me: ahhow *i yawned*. Its a new day. Let me brush our suit. Time for work is long over due.

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