Must Read: Memoirs Of Dying And Living

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Memoirs Of Dying And Living

Ben took her hands and led her along.

Just b4 they vanished outa sight his hands ran down her back cos he was leading her and as his hands moved down her butt0ckz she stiffens and said “ur hands are travelling. I don’t like being touched b4 I agree on something”.

Ben whispers to her “I suggest u behave urself. If it’s agreeing is ur problem. U would agree so don’t let that worry u”.

Boneface smiled then thinking “Ben ma man, I trust u to show her who is boss”.

Mz Amuke pointedly refused to allow Ben near her so they hung out near the bar, drinking and gisting while Ben’s rhizopus got harder and uncomfortable.

Ben being a guy man that he was kept springing tales, stories and gists all the while tantalizing her seductively with words, hard buzz and light touches. He tried to roll her around his fingers all in the aim to get her interested, make her honey and get her tipsy enof but after 60 good long minutes of serious yearns she was still beating her own drums backwards.

Ben knew then that to eat that cake, he needed to execute the Mopole guarding the cake.

He knew then that extreme measures required extreme actions and that things do not come to those who wait. He decided to try anoda approach.

Ben was already tipsy but the lady showed no sign of being tipsy talk less of being drunk as all the alcohol she had consumed weren’t affecting her.

“Shey” said Ben to himself looks like that shakesparen author tunery004 who writes on Nairaland was correct in his story titled “Escapades of managers villa”, where he mentioned that yorubas of Ilorin origin were thought and known to have 3 vices that make them stand out. They were either promiscious or they drank too much or they were chain smokers.

He knew she was westerner and as far as Ben was concerned, he already knew she was a drunk but he badly needed to find out if she was promiscious enof to 4k cos his little man was throbbing now like crazy.