Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 43

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Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 43

''Life itself is Ironic and that's a true fact. Who would ever think that my first crush, Angel who rejected me and made me feel like a nobody,
would ever get attached to me once again. This is weird, although I've completely lost interest in her but at least I still need her around, cuz I'm dare in need of a females company, but let's get this straight, is Angel getting jealous of my mutual relationship with Cynthia, Maysons supposed girlfriend?'' this thoughts ran through my mind like Usian Bolt, running like a thief and behind him are armed police officers chasing after him like flies. ''and to think of it, she went as far as stroking my Di'ck in class, this babe is damn obsessed with me'' I pondered these thought as I sat with my fellow course mate at a birthday party held at thompsons hostel.

Yeh of course, it was Abolos birthday, he was the govo of Thompsons hostel, He was a radical being, straight forward, nice and friendly.
Though he was in his final year and I was in my 2nd year, he still saw me as a cool friend, he never discriminated. Though we were close, but school activities didn't give us the fortitude to always see eachother very time. His birthday was jammed packed with his course mates, both girls and boys and smoke could be seen floating in the air like clouds in the sky. The smell of marijuana could be smelt from a mile away.
My table was filled with goat meat pepper soup, magic moment vodka, mokait, tramadol, codine and kush. Beside me were my two homies Thompson and Marvis. Thompson was far gone, he was already in his 4th jombo of kush, he was high AF. I tried looking into his eyes but I couldn't see his eye balls, not even the whitish part. It was completely shot. It looked so much like those Chinese Asian kinda eyes. Closed completely

Thompson: Temy no dey look me like that na, smoke up no dey dull, make I tie for you?

Me: Thompson I dey well, in fact I done high, I
don already drink like 2 full cups of vodka. Right now I dey cloud 9.

Thompson: Tah!!!! No talk that one. You no know say na only kush dey make person dey go cloud 9. You dey drink Alcohol and you dey shine teeth, see this guy, see, (tapping my legs rapidly) na only vodka dey make person dey sober. You go just dey miss your ex.

Me: na why you con dey beat me?.. See this guy o.

Marvis: make una no dey argue, na party we dey na. You no know say we go still rock yansh.
Temy abeg pass me that trams wey dey near you.

Me: okay boss (passing him the trams)

He popped 700 milligram from the sachet carefully and threw it into his mouth hurriedly . He gulped it down his throat with a shot of magic moment. He looked at me and smiled showing his set of brown teeth.

Me: so how do you feel.

Marvis: ooh boy, I dey well. I dey Kakaraka like baco supersac.

Me: mehn, the last time I take trams for NFA i nearly die o. I crash for like 2 days straight.

Marvis: mehn, that level that time finish you? Haahahah

Thompson: you know why the trams finish am?.... Na because Temy na fish. The guy na chicken.

Me: hey, sharrap there. You wey dey piss for body when armed robber they beat you anyhow. You no even get mind reach me.

Thompsons: you still dey reason that matter... Guy, if na one on one, those guys no reach. Temy, I dey vex for you, you no know who I be. I suppose dey NDA o, if no be say AAU admit me. See this guy. I for be big boy by now.

Me: my guy, go under sun go receive sense. Marvis abeg pass me that trams. I hope say e still remain?

Marvis: everywhere good. Afa take.

I popped 200 milligram into my mouth and swallowed it ,gushing it down with the vodka on the table. I began to wait patiently for the result of what I had just taken, well its quiet similar to the way a patient waits patiently for the doctor to give him his HIV test result, after knowing inwardly and fully well that he had bleed about 50 girls in 2016.

Not too long I heard my phone ring. I picked it up, and heard Angels voice. She was using another persons phone number to call me, probably that of her room mate.

Me: baby, how are you doing?, what happened to you phone?

Angel: my battery is weak, I hope you're at home. I'm coming o

Me: ooh, ooh... Yeh, I'm at home. (I lied)

Angel: okay I'm coming, cook something for mee o.

Me: okay babe I will.

I went straight up to Abolo and wished him an happy birthday, I bid my friends good bye. I hop into a bike and zoomed of to my crib. It was indeed time for action.