Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 35

6 years ago

Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 35

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The Great Encounter
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I hurriedly left my hostel, I felt my adrenaline pumping through my vains sporadically. I couldn't imagine myself staying in same hostel with a suppose ''wh0r£''. I was indeed disappointed. I was tired and weak.
I took a bike and headed straight to Thompson hostel. I checked my wrist watch, it was about 7:30pm. ''hope dem never close this guy hostel o''. I tot. I finally got there after about 5mins. I paid the bike man and I entered through the gate. Thankfully it wasn't locked.

I saw Thompson sitting outside with his hostel friends, there were about 6 guys and 4 girls. The boys in their midst were busy smoking kush while some were busy grinding the weed. Thompson eyes was so red, it looked so much like the colour of red wine.

Thompson: Temy afa na. Sssssh, (blowing the smoke out of his mouth and nose, he took another long drag and he began to cough)
Me: No kill your self o, idiot... Hey, Brosses I hail (I shaked each and everyone of them, they all responded smiling wildly)
Sabato: Temy, we no dey see you for this hostel again. We drive you comot?
Me: Bros, things too dey my mind. No vex abeg
Saboto: you sure, hope say everywhere good, this one wey you show?
Me: mehn, I just tire.
Thompson: Temy wetin happen. I know you too well. Tell me or I go burn you with this weed.
Me: mehn, chai (shaking my head), I caught precious fuccccking another guy.
Saboto: welcome to the world. (He took a long drag, and he began to scratch his head)
Abolo: Temy, na so girls just be o. Them be yeye people.
Smart: make we play the guy for you?
Me: noooo abeg.Right now I just weak. Abeg gimme one stick.
Ghen Ghen, I was about to smoke my first weed, out of frustration. I began to contemplate, should I smoke or should I not... Mehn, fuccccck it. I lit it up, and took my first drag. Well, I didn't cough like I used to see in the movies. Everywhere was perfect.
Thompson: Temy, you don dey smoke weed. No go craze o. No be me virus you o
Temy: sharrap.
I smoked half of it, I couldn't finish the long stick of weed. I was so high. I was in the cloud. Truth be told, I was really really really in the cloud. I forgot what was happening around me. I felt a certain sign of relief. Kush did the work.
Me: Thompson, I don high o, I can't even feel my legs. E be like say I dey space.
Thompson: chill, just relax.
Me: make no go craze o
Thompson: you no go craze. Igbo no dey make person craze.
Me: ay! Chai... (i said pondering)

After about 30 mins of sitting outside, one of the neighbours came rushing into Thompsons hostel.

Neighbor: Dog meat dey o, una no go chop?
Me: ewww, nooo
Thompson: I dey okay

all the ''male'' hostelite left to devour the dog meat. While myself, Thompson and the 4 other girls remained in the hostel. Discussing rubbish, due to the influence of Mary Jane in the system.
While discussing, we head people jumping through the fence. We all kept quiet, observing who that might be. ''shhh, quiet. You guys should keep quiet'' I said to one of the orobo babe staying close to me. Lol.. She was so fat like yokosuna. The highness in my eyes cleared off when I heard ''hey if you move, I go shoot you''...

We saw five masked men, with pump action guns and other varieties of pistols and clubs. They were readily armed. They pointed the gun straight to my head

Armed robber1: Lie down there. All of una lie down right now, or I go burst all una head one by one.

Armed robber2: we just came to collect and leave peacefully, so you guys have to cooperate with us

one of the masked men, held the orobo girl, dragging her trough her hair, ''wey your room dey'' he said. ''it's over there pls don't kill me'' she begged helplessly for mercy. He took her into her room. In no time, he brought with him a laptop and a Z10 Blackberry phone (at that time it was probably about 80k, if I'm not mistaken),

Armed robber1: see how she be. Come here. (she approached him shaking like a jelly fish)

He began to kiss her, in our presence, he sq££zed her boobs and pressed her back side violently. She began to cry like a baby. I felt pity for her, but I couldn't do anything, I was not incredible Hulk, neither was I superman. I just la!d jejely like I was told to do on the ground.

Armed robber2: hey you come here (pointing to Thompson),
Thompson legs were shaking, infact, I could see his trousers getting wet, if I wasn't mistaken.
Armed Robber1: wait who you be?
Thompson: I no be anything
Armed robber1: you dey mad, you dey craze... See this guy o
Agreed robber2: you know am before?
Armed robber2: yes na. Na mafiat.
Thompson: nooo I no be mafiat o

POW!!!!!! I heard a gun shot.