Must Read: The New Girl

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Must Read: The New Girl

Kelvin’s room *

Kelvin: I’m telling you Paul, Brenda has fallen for me (smirking).

Paul: Wow! Do you know how many times I tried wooing her? And you just tried once and she has fallen for you (looking shocked).

Kelvin: That’s the difference between you and I.

Paul: Well, you didn’t have to rub it in (shrugging).

Kelvin: (laughs) Sorry bro. I didn’t mean any harm. There’s even this other girl Kenneth introduced me to. That girl is so hot! Her body has got me daydreaming bro.

Paul: JayJay Kelvin, the king of kings, the baddest guy on earth, I salute you. The way you play with all these girls all at the same time, I think you should be made the ‘Minister of Women Affairs’ of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (smirking).


Kelvin: (laughs hard) You’re crazy bro! Minister of what? You’re crazy Paul.

Paul: (chuckles) Better believe it bro. So what about Susan? Remember we have a bet concerning her.


Kelvin: I know, and get ready to pay me the money (smirking).

Paul: Oh really? So what’s been happening?

Kelvin: Ever since the day we spoke at the cafeteria, we have been become quite close and just before she left for the Christmas holiday, I confessed love to her…

Paul: You did what? Why on earth did you do that? Or are you now in love with her?


Kelvin: Calm down Paul, I’m not in love with her. Well, I’m in love with her body though but it’s all part of the process of winning her over.

Paul: So, telling her you love her when you don’t is part of the ‘process’? (Rolling eyes).

Kelvin: Yeah it is but I won’t expect you to understand.

Paul: And what was her reply?

Kelvin: She said she would think about it but I know she is just postponing the inevitable.

Paul: Then what happens when she finds out you are not in love with her? That you were just playing with her feelings and emotions?

Kelvin: By then, I will be long gone out of her life.

Paul: Okay, just remember our bet because I’m still certain you will not succeed.

Kelvin: Okay, just watch and see boy (smirking).

Paul: So, I’m now a boy? Alright no problem.

Kelvin: (laughs) Chill man. I forgot to tell you I’ll be expecting someone today.

Paul: Oh really? Who’s that?

Kelvin: The girl Kenneth introduced me to. So you know the drift bro, once she comes, you fake a phone call and leave (wink).

Paul: Alright! Alright! You always get all the fun (smirking).

Kelvin: (laughs) I’m working for the money bro.

* Someone knocks *

Kelvin: That must be her (open the door) Hi! Come in.

Girl: Thanks (smiling).


Kelvin: So Paul, meet my princess, Tania. Tania, meet my best friend, Paul.

Paul: Nice to meet you princess Tania (offering his hand for a handshake).

Tania: (smiles) Nice to meet you too Paul (receiving his hand).

Kelvin: Welcome to my little castle my princess. What can I offer you?


Tania: Anything you have will do.


Kelvin: Alright, I have something special for you (walks to the closet).
* Paul’s phone rings *


Paul: Hello? Yeah I’m around. Really? Okay, I will right there (fake call ends) Hey Kelvin, I’m going out; I’ll be back soon.


Kelvin: Alright bro.

Paul: Bye Tania (leaving).


Tania: Bye!


Kelvin: So, I guess it’s just you and I now.

Tania: I can see that (smiling).