Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 7

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Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 7

Baba street Rumuigbo is like every other Batcha settlement; the street rough and rugged, the buildings scattered. You could hardly find dogs roaming about the street because of the large settlement of Akwa Ibomites. Umoh's 404 joint was out of this world- every bone of it!.

Just opposite Umoh's 404 joint is Flo's intercontinental restaurant - a perfect blend of hospitality. Right beyind Umoh's 404 joint lies a palace of Coke. Not Coca Cola now; Coke, just Coke.

Coke studio owned by Ogbonta.

Several conglomerates of businesses had sprout out of Baba street but Coke studio stands out amongst all.

Ogbonta owned and managed his Coke studio deligently little wonder he is affiliated with the high and mighty who prefers his "granulated" Coke.



"Guy if you see this car wey one of my customer drive come buy Coke yesterday eehnnnn!" Ogbonta's love for cars.

"Which customer?" Ola asked.

"Barrister Sambo na! You no know am na!" Ogbonta replied.

"How i go know am, i dey take Coke?" Ola reminded

"Who want you to take coke? You no fit take coke sef" Ade said, "abeg Ogbo Baba tell us how the motor be jor"

"Na latest Range rover sport, if you see the wheel ehhn!" just then Nnamdi walked in.

"Na that type of motor i go buy next month" Ola said.

"You dey mad there! You wan buy motor! You wey be f'u'ck up guy! Na you make us miss that Toyota spider wey we for thief that day" Nnamdi reminded Ola.

Ola Lilly and Rose livered.



The story goes thus:

A chubby pot bellied man came out of his car one hot afternoon asking Ola and Nnamdi seated outside after Ogbonta.

"Pls i am looking for one Ogbo Baba, someone directed me to him and gave me his number, i called him telling him i was coming to see him, he told me to come after describing this place, but on getting here, his number isn't going again" The man narrated.

"Oga we know where Ogbo Baba dey stay, but before we go carry you go, you go show us love" Nnamdi the cheat.

The chubby man did showed Ola and Nnamdi love, but his keys dropped.

His car keys dropped as he dipped his hand into his pocket without his noticing.

"See your car key don fall" Ola almost said but Nnamdi tapped him to silence.

"Ola carry am go show am where Coke studio dey!" Nnamdi said.

"Coke studio! I am looking for Ogbo Baba not Coke studio" the man was lost.

"Ehehim.Na for Coke studio nahim you go see Ogbo baba na!" Ola assured him.


On returning from Coke studio Ola saw Nnamdi close to the chubby pot bellied man's car comfirming it was not alarmed.

"Guy i hope say no be wetin i dey think so you wan do?"

"Na wetin i wan do ooh!" Nnamdi replied, "abeg come drive this car make we comot here"

"I no dey drive anything, drive am by yourself" Ola replied.

"But you know say i no sabi drive na!"

"That one concern you ooh! I cant steal somebody's car ooh!"

While they argued how they were to steal the car, Funke walked pass smiling, little did they know she overhead them and she was on a mission.

Her mission was to go tell the chubby pot bellied man the plans of her brother and Nnamdi.

"Mami dey look for me?" Ola asked his sister.

"No, Mami no dey look for you, continue!"

Nnamdi immediately sensed something cray fishy about the look on Funke's face.

Before Nnamdi could say Jack Thompson and think of his next move, the chubby pot bellied man came out shouting "thief! theif!"

Ola and gutters are best of friends no gainsaying that.

Ola slipped and stamped his whole body in the full to the brim June Gutter. The same gutter Flo p'oos on late at night after the close of work.

Rising to see if the chubby man was after him he at that point noticed his face was all mascaraed with "portor-portor" and fufu-like p'oo.

The chubby man chased after Nnamdi while Nnamdi chased after Funke the whistle blower.

Soon the chubby man tired stopped on seeing his car keys had been dropped by Nnamdi, yet Nnamdi kept chasing Funke.

Ola with the mascara on his face stopped abruptly when he discovered his phone was not with him.

He had kept his Chiby phone on top of the man's car while he was undecided whether to drive the car or not.

"My Chiby!" He turned.

The man drove pass but Ola from his hide out noticed the phone wasn't on top of the car.

"My Chiby!"

My sweet heart! i don't want to catch you, Wait for me!" Nnamdi shouted still chasing Funke.

His mission was to rape Funke in the mortuary - an opportunity for him.