Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

“meet my friend An…….., Victor” i almost introduced Victor as Angom to Ireti, after he had warned me severely. “Victor, its a pleasure meeting u” Ireti said giving him a handshake. We were hanging out at Captain cook that evening.

Well, i would not say Angom is the kind of handsome guy every sugar mummy dreamt of, but, “him fine small sha”, “dat kin Desmond Elliot type na”, black hunk.
“let me call my friend Funke to come meet us here” Ireti said “okay” i responded. Althrough while we waited for Funke, Ireti was Admiring Angom, “Abi dis one don dey like Angom? If she like, make she like am na, Agom fit fine pass me small, but i sabi f’uck pass am sha” i tot.

“Here she comes!!!” Ireti said gesturing at the door. I was dissappointed at what i saw.
“na dat old woman?” i almost asked.


I was praying in my mind that it shouldn’t be the old woman, but a young lady walking behind her.

My prayer wasn’t answered, it was her.

As Ireti was Introducing Angom to Funke, i almost laughed when i saw the look on Angom’s face, it read: “Flow i go kill u for house today, see the kin old woman wey u go give me”. One thing was sure, i never made the choice, Ireti did.

“nawa oh!!! Wetin dis kin old woman dey find for young blood sef? She no know say she don old, if my grandMama senior dis one, e go be small” i tot as i watched Angom and his “newly found love” walked hand in hand to where she parked her car outside.
I and Ireti soon joined them outside. I almost shouted in surprise when i saw the kind of car Funke came with; Hummer 2.

Funke told us they were both going straight to Blue angels Hotel. “omo eeeh!! My guy Angom don hamma oh, the woman old but she get money wella, see d kin car wey she dey drive, make Angom satisfy her for bed oh” i tot as they drove off.

I was sure Angom would satisfy her, bcos like he always said: “i dey score for their net like Drogba”. I was sure he would score so many goals in Funke’s net, but what i wasn’t sure of was if those goals could fetch him money