Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

I was getting ready for the date when Ilorin came into my room. “ehen! Ilorin borrow me that ur fine jeans na” i said “where u dey go wey u dey prepare like dis?” he asked a stupid question, “e concern u?” i fired back at him, “u b my man na, so anything wey concern u, concern me sef” he said. “ok Ilorin, i dey work for farm, and i go use that ur jeans do d farm work” i fired at him yet again. “u go give me, abi u no go give me?” i asked.

I was in Captain Cook by 6pm in a table just close to the window, for me to have a panoramic view of the city of ilesa at nite.

Just then i moved my eyes to see what was written on my red T-shirt “AM A WINNER” “am i really a winner?” i asked myself. “yes am a winner, but if i don’t win Dami, i would be the opposite of winner” i told myself.

Just then i saw someone coming to my direction, at first i tot it was someone else, but when she smiled i realized it was my “black goddess” Dami. We talked about alot of things we had in common, things like; the fact that Dami served in Imo state infact my LGA. She told me she was an Ilesa indigene and that she finishing serving last year, since she hadn’t gotten a job, she had to just stay and help her mum in the supermarket. I confessed my love for her, going straight to the point i told her i wanted her to be my girlfriend.

Then I had ……….GOAL, from a football viewing centre close by. “thats must be my team Man u that just scored ” i said “ooh u are a Man u fan, i am a Man u fan too” Dami said “that makes the two of us” i said as she smiled “women dey watch ball?” i asked myself.

I was in my compound after the romantic date, but the gate was locked from inside. “so this Mama Alhaja dey fear like dis, she no wan make robbers come rob again, no be bcos her son for yanky send her dollars wey she go keep for house make dem rob us? time na just 8:20 and she don lock gate” i tot. Just then i brought out my phone to call Kelvin bcos i knew he would be inside, bcos he doesn’t watch football. Kelvin came to open the gate and………. “i tell u say, una no sabi play” i heard Agom’s voice from behind arguing. “who win?” i asked curiously, “we beat una 2-1 for una home na” Sammy said cheerfully. “na bcos Roney get injury na” i said as we all walked in……