Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

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Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

“Amara go and wash plates, I want to have a senior men discussion,” he said to her, Amara frowned.

“There is no plate to wash. All of them have been washed.”

“Go down and see if someone is calling you,” he said and pulled her up, gently pushing her out. He turned to me on the bed.

“I need help from you,” he said.

“I don’t have money,” I said with a frown. The gist Amara gave me was dealing with me internally.

“It’s not money,” he said and sat beside me.

“What?”
“It’s shape.”

I turned to look at him, getting interested in what he was going to ask for all of a sudden.

“Ehe?”

“I need you to keep her busy next week Sunday.”

“Why?” I asked

“My party is on that day and I had invited her earlier on. Now This girl, Chinelo is around and I don’t need a version 2 of what happened at my lodge to happen in my party, its going to be a deadly party crasher, so I don’t need her to attend the party at all,” he explained and I nodded.

“That’s very easy, keeping her busy is easy, we are already relating on another level.
So we will just spend the time together that day,” I said and he shot me a terrible look.

“What do you mean spend time together?” he asked.

“You know naa, how else can I keep her busy?” I asked.

“No, I need you at my party. You can’t stay with her, just figure out a way to do it. You can find a guy to take her out or lock her up in that your lodge,” he said and stood up with a stretch and a yawn.

“We will find a way,” I said and he nodded, then turned in a fast twist at me.

“I just heard what you said now,” he said. I stared at him all confused.

“What was that?” I asked.

“You said you are relating on another level?”

I nodded slowly.

“You are exploring her Savannah?” he asked me. No reaction from me. The look on his face made it impossible for me to react.

“Are you aware that shape has this problem with reasoning about things?” he asked me, pointing his hand to his head.

“How?”

“Don’t you know that she is going to tell Chinaza?” he said and sat down on the bed again. “Listen, I didn’t say she may or might tell Chinaza, I said she will tell her about it.
Abi you don’t know that she is accusing Naza of pushing Nelo back to me?”

“So?”[B] I asked.

[B] “She will tell her that she is Bleeping you just to get back at her and Naza will poison you, Shape and your baby in her womb. Shebi I told you to stop being an amateur.”

I looked up and down. I was getting rusty with this player thing. I think I just like S£x a lot and not fine girls. I wasn’t much bothered with shape leaking our romantic secret to my bae at that point in time. All that stood before me was Chidimma being pregnant. I should stop touching all these amateur girls. Not that I was scared that the pregnancy will be mine, after all, I can’t be the only one Bleeping a girl like her. It just can’t be mine, someone cannot score an own goal twice, that would be madness and I am not mad, my Pour is not mad.

“So what will I do?” I asked him.

“Nothing. Just wait for the poison but before then, make sure you keep her busy on Sunday and attend my party. You need serious tutorial on dating more than two girls, I wonder what you think I meant when I said she was going to revenge it all on you.”

That was it, he stood up and left the room, pushing Amara back inside. She came and sat beside me.

“So as I was saying, you know Chidi that leaves down the road?” she asked.

“That toad head? The one his legs looks like plier?” I asked and she nodded with a laugh.

“Yes, what about him?” I asked.

“Chidimma is saying that he is responsible.”

I heaved a heavy sigh and my heart rate slacked by a 100 beats.

“But I am not sure she is right. I think the baby should be yours. I don’t want her to give your baby to someone else.”

I nearly flogged her out of my room.