Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

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Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

“So how is she?” Chinaza asked, facing me.

“How is who?”

“The g-string girl.”

“Her name is Cynthia and she is fine. Shebi you invited her for that party,” I said.

“She came?”

“No, her ghost came. Abeg change topic,” I said.

“How is my baby?” Shape asked.

“Which one?” I asked.

“Williams baby naa, do I have any other babe?”

“He is fine.”

“Its been long I last saw him, I am really missing him,” she murmured.

“Shebi he was around on Monday for my birthday. E never even reach one week sef and you don dy miss am,” I said.

“Ehe, one week is long enough for me to miss him. Abeg face your wife o.”

I laughed and turned to Naza. I needed to taunt her a bit more.

“Naza how is that Range Rover guy?” I asked and that was how I bought market on my head.

“He is okay, he even called me today sef,” she said.

“What for?” I asked.

“He wanted to meet me, maybe take me out but I don’t want him to see me like this,” she said rubbing her belly. “I want to look Sekxy enough when I meet him.”

I swallowed hard and increased my foothold on the gas a little.

“Is it that cute one, the one showed me long ago?” Shape asked excitedly. Naza nodded. I kept quiet, exchanging glances with Chinecherem.

“When is he coming, I can’t wait to meet him again. As in, the guy is so cute and with his fluffy beard and deep voice and everything,”[B] Shape gushed. I coughed and rubbed the tiny hair sprawling out of my chin. I nearly wanted to cry. Those girls had deadly blows.

[B] “When I deliver my baby boy, we may meet up again,” Naza said and I interrupted.
“Baby girl,” I said.

“Whatever but I heard he has bought the latest Range Rover. Is it 2014 model. Shebi that is the latest?” she asked. Nobody replied.

“Neche I am asking you, shey the latest model is 2014?”

“I don’t know, why don’t you ask him,” I answered without even looking at her.

“Well, I will call him and ask him this night,” she said.

“Oh my God. That his voice must be so Sekxy at night,” Shape said. I got so jealous and fed up that I had to scream.