Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

“How are you?” I bassed out at her.
That was my big boy tone. She nodded a fine thank you and ran to the other side of the car. She got in and I made a turn for the eatery. We needed to start somewhere.

I made our orders over the counter. I didn’t let her breathe a word ther cos if she did, she would just order the whole place and I don’t think I have any reasonable explanation to give my mom for abandoning her car at an eatery because I couldn’t fix the bills of a daughter of Jezebel.

We took our fried rice and chicken to the table. I had a one chivita on the saucer too. We sat down and faced each other.

“Try not to finish that food before me, I am not buying another one, ” I warned her.
She giggled. My phone beeped. I checked and it was a whatsapp message from Naza.

“Baby, what is your mother doing at Crunches?” she asked. My countenance changed. It’s either my mom was at Crunches too and Chinaza passing by saw her or the both of them were there at Crunches. Either way, I was fvcked.

“How did you know,” I typed with the speed of light. She gave a space of 35 seconds before she replied.

“Her car is parked here.”

“And what are you doing here?” I asked.

“I am here with Chinaza,” she replied and then started typing immediately. I waited and her second message came in.

“What do you mean here? Chinecherem are you at Crunches?” she asked. I turned to Chinecherem and asked.

“Did you know that Naza and Shape were here?”. She nodded.

“I came here with Shape and Naza joined us.” she said and drank her cup of the juice, stuffing her mouth with a sizable size of the chicken. My palms itched from wanting to give her a resounding slap. Baby bear or not, that girl needed a good butt0ckz whooping and I mean the type you do with a leather belt and not the J0yst!ck.

“And you didn’t tell me?” I asked.

“I wanted to be with you first before that your girl will snatch you away,” she replied casually. My phone beeped again.

“Chinecherem answer me now or I will find you myself.”

That was Naza’s message.


“You are silly, where are they?” I asked her without the tiniest bit of smile on my face. She pointed behind me and I turned.

Chinaza had her red face on her phone while shape winked at me. She obviously knew I was there, a thing Chinaza was much oblivious of.

“I stood up and Chinecherem ran beside me being her restless self. We walked up to them and just before Chinaza raised her head, Shape yelled.
“Suprise!!!”
I smiled and she winked at me. She got me covered and here I was thinking she didn’t love me. I bent low and pecked Naza.

“What is this? What are you doing here?” she asked, shooting looks between I and Neche.

“Wanted to Suprise you, shape invited me on whatsapp,” I said and Shape nodded. Chinaza gave me a doubting look.

“You don’t believe me?” I asked.

“Yes, you are lying. Shape’s whatsapp expired yesterday,” she said, crossing her hands over her chest.

“She Used Neche’s phone,” I said.

“Well, I don’t trust you but I trust her,” she said and pulled me down for a second peck. More seats and I sat down.

“Slay queen or not, I am not wasting those foods,” Chinecherem said and ran back to our former table. I watched her upturn my plate into hers and grabbed the juice and headed for our new table. None of those things did she share with me.

Shape took charge of the orders, ordering fresh sets of food and juice. Even Chinecherem received a new plate. I had to protest.
“Is Willie here?” I asked and they shook their head.

“Did you guys come with any other guy?” I asked and heads shook again.

“Why do you ask?” Shape asked me.

“Who will pay for all these ones you are ordering or are they free?” I asked.

“Did you come with a cooler of food?” Naza asked me, I shook my head.

“Then what are we going to eat if we don’t order or did you come for sight seeing?” She asked me. I heaved a sigh and relaxed to my fate. Thank God mom gave me that extra money.
I stood up from the table and started to walk away.

“Where to?” Naza asked.

“I want to buy beer, I need a bit of alcohol in my system.”

“I will walk with you,” she said and stood up. I sized her up and she was dazzling in her huge red gown. She looked just lovely so I let her follow me.

We walked to the car first and I emptied my mom’s pigeon hole of all the money there.
Then hand in hand we walked to the counter.

“Give me Heineken,” I started to say and Chinaza interrupted me.

“Give him malt,” she said. I gave her the opolo eye.

“For what kwanu?” I asked.
She rubbed my back romantically and pecked me.

“If you get drunk now, who will drive us home?” she asked. I accepted the malt grudgingly and we walked back to our table to meet a packet of juice sitting beside each plate. Four packets of juice in total. I don’t know between Shape and Chinecherem who made the order but whoever it was, I am going to find out and she will pay either today, tomorrow or in the future.