Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

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Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

Eva came straight for me and hugged the gush out of me. I felt her body in 3d while Naza kept watching from a far end. She was somehow the centre of attraction as everyone imagined at her bulky stomach and what she was doing at a party like that.

A chitty chatty shape kept telling them she was the celebrant wife.

James was busy rocking with every girl around to my envy. I couldn’t join him in that since I had my baby around with her eyes hovering over me like an anointing. Mma kept smiling at me from afar. I had given her a secret kiss the moment she came in and excused myself.

“James abeg, hook up with that girl for me, distract her attention from me,” I told him and he nodded eagerly.

“James, don’t take it serious, she is my new girl and I love her.”

“I don hear guy. Nothing go happen,” he said and left to meet up with her. I was willing to play that game with Chinaza. I ran to Willie and made him hook his guys up with every single girl Chinaza had invited with my phone. That was how I won or I thought I did.
Chinaza always has her way of outsmarting me.

The music was killed and everywhere went quiet. The next item on the list. Cutting the cake. I was surrounded by everyone, knife in hand and cake on the table.

“Make a wish dear,” shape said and I closed my eyes and made my wish. I wished God would make Naza less troublesome and blew off the candle. I was going to cut the cake but Shape stopped me.

“You will cut the cake with your soulmate,” she declared and Chinaza stepped forward. She stood beside me with her bulging stomach as I dropped my face to the floor. I felt like I had been put up before a firing squad.

“See, I wish you two a happy union, love, affection, a bouncing baby boy…. ”

“I want a girl,” I murmured.

“and may this beautiful union end up in a sweet marriage in the future,” Shape yelled and a thunderous clap followed.

“Kiss the bride please,” James yelled. I eyed him and he winked at me, dropping his hand on Mma’s shoulder. I bit my lips and felt a heart attack. James my friend had sold me over a girl.

“It’s a birthday party not a wedding party,” I protested and shape shot me daggers with her eyes. I plucked up Naza’s lips and we both shut our eyes as everyone clapped. They had won, her and shape. Every girl I had ever wanted will now know that I am not single, that I have a very beautiful and cute girlfriend who is pregnant for me too. I needed a rope, I thought.

“You see why you guys need a good girl in your life,” shape yelled. “if it was a party organized by a guy alone, you will all drink and kill yaselfs. But this one, she even cooked food. Fried rice and Chicken!”.
Everyone yelled and clapped.

I drunk the hell out of myself after that saga.
“Take more,” Naza kept urging me with more bottles of drink. “It’s your birthday after all.”

I suspected she was celebrating her victory as well. She had tactically warned off all my girls and she didn’t even have to argue about it. All she had to do was set up a party. I loved her ingenuity.

It was all party, booze and Romance as we danced and twerked with guys knocking themselves the hell off. My birthday was lit, it was set on fire and thanks to my baby mama.
I owe her the world.

“Do you hate me?” she asked while we were outside.

“Why?” I asked.

“Because I invited your girlfriends without your permission?”

“I can’t hate you, you are my everything,” I declared, dancing the drunk man’s dance.

“I am sorry for inviting them, I just wanted them to know the real you, that you will soon be a father and I want you to be a responsible one.”

I watched her in the star lit darkness. She was so beautiful and I loved her again and again and again. You can keep repeating that again.
I hugged her.

“I love you baby,” I said and staggered a little. She slapped me a little hard.

“You didn’t even deny that they were your girlfriends,” she said and it struck me. Chinaza!

She was a kind of sweet poison but I loved her for that. My only problem with her was that she cooked up all my rice for the party.