Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

6 years ago

Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

I strolled into the department and sat under a shade. We had no classes and I knew about it.

I would have spent the entire day with Chinaza if only she didn’t bring up the party thing. But I was going to make a useful use of a useless situation. I still had my ebony crush to tackle. I looked at my wrist watch and the time was 8:10. I opened my contact list and picked out Mma, pressed the dial keypad and put the phone to my ear. The next voice that came up was the Mtn girl’s. She was telling me that my account was too law to call Mma.

I was furious. I knew I had close to 35 naira balance in that phone the last time I made a call. I was going to swear for Mtn when I remembered that Chinaza was with my phone all through the night. I checked my last called numbers and no new numbers were there.
Then I checked my outbox and it was there, killer messages that nearly ran me mad.

“Hello sweetheart, I hope you remember my birthday is tomorrow, 19th June. Come to my lodge for the party. I would be mad if you missed it.

Yours sweet,
Chinecherem.”

That was the message and Chinaza had sent a copy each to 5 of the girls in my phone.

The ones that were a little high on my food chain. Cynthia them. I decided that was it.
I wasn’t going home that day.

I was busy mourning for landing myself a reckless girl such as Naza when the sun crept out of my cloud. She walked straight to me and stooped to drop a bomby hug on me, burning off my chest with her firm Tips.
“My love,” I gasped, staring into her eyes dreamily. Anyone would think I was 100% in love but I knew it was 40% love and 60% lust.

“How are you today?” she asked, sitting near me and dropping her hot hand on my laps.

“I am okay, just missing you,” I said and she flashed me a smile, sU-Cking in her dimples.

“You didn’t call me again,” she said and I remembered I was supposed to call her after I had taken her number. Chinaza had spoilt everything.

“Sorry dear, I was still planning to.”
Silence fell and I started thinking of how to relay my thoughts to her. We took occasional glances at each other and passed occasional smiles. Gosh, Mma is damn cute. Not beautiful but cute. There is a difference between the two and I preferred the cuteness.

“Do you have any lecture now?” I asked and she nodded.

“As in now now?” I asked again and she nodded again.

“Then why are you here?” I asked thinking she was feeling my sauce so much she didn’t want to let go.

“Well, I don’t want you to follow me into the classroom like the last time,” she said and my heart broke.

“Why?”
“It’s hard to learn anything when you are around.”

“Oya go but come back here when you are done o.”

She stood up and rubbed my cheek.

“Today is my birthday,” I whispered to her and she stood rooted.

“Why didn’t you say early enough?” she asked after stripping me Unclad with her eyes.

“Wanted to surprise you and I need a present from you,” I said and she sat back down.

“What present would you like?” She asked.

“You,” I said.

“Why me?” she asked.

“Because I have been crushing on you for a long time and I am almost crushing you to death.”

“But I only got into this school last semester,” she said.

“Oh, is that so?”
“Yes and I haven’t even seen you until that first time you came to me.”

Well, I think I saw you in my dreams first and since then, I have been crushing.”
She smiled and covered her face.

“So please, gift yourself to me,” I said.

She kept looking at me and not saying a word.

“Are you shy?” I asked and she nodded.

“Then I will assume you wanted to say yes. I accept you,” I winked at her and she let out those little cute girly giggle.
I assumed I was right.

“Let’s go to the library,” she said after a while.

“I thought you had class?”
“I have changed my mind, I am not going again.”

We moved and I was more than eager to wrap my arms around her and I just did that. So with her hands by her side and mine around her waist, we walked to the library.

We actually didn’t read. She was right, she could hardly focus when I am around. I was all over her. If the library had security, they sure would have driven us out. I did everything to her there except kiss and Fork her and something told me she was liking it.
We left when we realized we weren’t ready to read. She dragged me willingly to her logde. She lived with two of her other friends but they weren’t around when we got there.

“I didn’t cook,” she said and threw her bag on her reading table.

“Don’t worry, I won’t eat anything that is not cake on my birthday,” I said and she gasped a thank God.

“Don’t thank him yet, you look like a birthday cake,” I said.

“So?” she asked.

“I want to eat you,” I said and sat on the bed. She giggled and tossed a teddy bear that was on the table at me.

“Come here,” I said and motioned at her with my head. She moved towards me sluggishly and I pulled her on the bed. She fell into my hands and I held at an angle that gave me the full rights to every kissable part of her body, her b0s0m inclusive but I went with the mouth. She obliged me and shut her eyes, our tongues colliding like Pharoah and Moses’s snakes. I loved the sound out lips made as they clicked. She pulled away after a while and smiled into my eyes.

“Is that enough cake?” She asked and I shook my head.

“I just licked off the icing. I need the whole cake,” I said, smiling suggestively.
“You are greedy,” she said and laughed hard.

“I am always greedy with the things I love,” I said.

“I love you too,” she said and just as we were about to Seal our lips again, her room mate bumped in, Eva tagging behind her.

“Haa, Chinecherem? You couldn’t even wait for me to marry and you have already dumped me,” Eva yelled and I thought “Which kind wahala be this naa?”. Her companion threw me a smile and I smiled back. Eva teased me nearly to tears and the ladies thought it was funny. Her teasing didn’t make Mma leave my arms tho. She was so soft and I wished we could spend the rest of the day like that. I thought she was the best birthday gift I have ever gotten and then I remembered that head Chinaza gave me a long time ago. Well, I decided she was my second best birthday gift.

“Ehe, Neche. I saw your invitation to your birthday party o. I’m gon be there to flex,” Eva yelled as I was about to leave.

“A birthday party?” Mma asked and her friend looked on, probably hoping for an invitation too.

“Didn’t you tell her?” shape asked. “You have to follow us there o, it’s your new boyfriend’s birthday afterall.”

Then I thought, has Chinaza not killed me already? I would have taken a rope into the bush if I wasn’t reminiscing about that kiss with Mma, I also remembered Chinecherem and my Chinemelum. I realized I had so much at stake to commit suicide. Chinaza would have to continue trying out other methods of killing me, I won’t leave all these sweet girls in a hurry unless God bribes me with a promise of more of them in heaven like the 72 virgins.