Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

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Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

She wrote me tons of love texts and I wrote her tons of replies. She was falling in love with me and was dragging me along. I started doing the things that I once hated and that was dating a girl in secret. I would normally want my guys to know that I had caught this fine chic and she was blowing my brains out. That was for many other affairs but on this particular one. I had gone against every single ethic. Not that James really cared much about her but he may still be thinking her as his girl. Shape would simply poison Me if she found out. And me sef was loving the girl more than I should and our affair was something beyond just fu-Ckery. I had to confess that for a while there I seemed to have forgotten my pregnant love and was starting to lose interest.


In my life, I had always wanted only few things in a girl. She gats to be beautiful, hot and curvy and she must always be around me. Chinecherem scored all that point and that was just all I needed. Chinaza had something above her though. She was light skinned and I love light skin girls like a fat kid loves cake.


So James’s sister was going to be married and he was inviting us. It wasn’t actually an invitation, he was insisting we all come, especially me.


“At least, if nothing else, you can help me pound cassava,” he had said as he was listing out a thousand reasons why I shouldn’t miss the traditional marriage.


“Will they make egusi soup?” Chinecherem had asked with excitement. After loving me, the next thing she loves is food but I guess y’all already know that.

“Go home and show your daddy your Jamb result,” Shape had chided her.

I stifled a laugh and she kept quiet. Her jamb result had this way of keeping her quiet.

“But guy, your village is far shaa,” I said.

“Are you trekking, no be car you go follow come?’
“And who go pay?”
“Williams baby can take us in your mother’s car naa,” shape chipped in.