Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

Every morning I wake up, before I turn over in my bed, before I yawn, before I say thank you lord for another day, I call Chinaza and ask her how the baby is kicking. If she would be going for Antenatal or not, I tell ya, this baby and pregnancy ish ain’t easy. I seemed to be lucky it was Chinaza. She doesn’t want much, just my reassurance and constant phone calls. She would even flash me to call her so she can tell that she felt like the baby was laughing, well, that isn’t much, I could cope.

On a very good day, after Chinaza had asked me to slow down on asking her if the baby was about to kick her to death, she asked me to start asking her how she was coping with school and little junior in her stomach. You can hardly tell what them girls want anyways, James walked into my room, scratching the Skin off his genitals. I watched him as he came in, not minding the look on my face.

“Guy, how would you know if you have been infected with all these S.T.Ds?” he asked me. Shaking his boxers and rubbing his J0yst!ck.

“I don’t know, you go to the hospital and check.”

“I thought Cynthia gave you one back then, how did you find out?”

“Cynthia gave me what?” I asked.

“Gave you gonorrhea,” he replied and sat on my reading desk.

“Noo, shebi I told you she was joking and besides, why you dy ask sef?”

“Na just this girl in my villa, doing the easter holidays. Small girl wey just finish her waec, I no know say she dy her period,” he stopped and scratched his head.

“Wetin come happen? You Fork am?” I asked and he gave me that look that you would give a person you expect to understand a coded signal you gave him.

“So you Fork am?” I asked and he nodded. I was going to kill him with laughter if not that someone knocked on my door. I said come in. My curtain opened and in came this piece of gorgeousness. I have never met her in my whole life but I swear I was liking her already, she hadn’t even spent 5 seconds at my door.