Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

6 years ago

Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

“So 80%?” I asked. She raised her head and dropped me a surprise kiss on my lips. The kiss was a deep one because she actually closed her eyes in the process.

“100% baby,” she whispered and I felt like I was just starting to date her.

“So why are you keeping your body away from me?” I asked.

“I know you will bring that up.”

“Well, so?”

“Well because I am tired of feeling like you love my body more than you love me.”

“That’s not true, I love you before any other thing.”

“Well, try and prove it.”

“How do I prove it?”

“Neche I am pregnant,” she said and raised her head to look at me.

“I know.”

What else could I possibly answer?

“Have you ever asked me how the baby is turning, if he is biting me or kicking me?”

Yea, that’s true, I never asked, I didn’t even know all those things mattered.

“Did you even ask how long I have carried it?”

My spiritual eyes bulged. I can’t even say how many months old the pregnancy is.

“Do you remember that is something called Antenatal? Or ask me if I go to the hospital for check up?”

I was just moping and counting the number of lines on her ceiling fan.

“All you know is that S£x is good for pregnant women, that is all you talk about.”

She was speaking slowly but anyone that knew her could tell she was angry. I didn’t even know what to say. Apparently there was more to pregnancy than just shooting it in there.

She got from my body and faced the wall.

I dropped my hand on her waist and gently massaged her.

“Naza I’m really sorry, I didn’t realize that all these things mattered.”

“How will you know, all you know is yourself and what you want, just leave me and go.”
She was serious.

I begged and begged and begged.

A small something became a big something.
She wouldn’t talk to me and I too was getting angry. I got up and walked outside, making up my mind to leave from there.
I was going to go if this girl hadn’t walked up to me. She had that thing that makes me drool over them girls. I was just outside the gate and she was passing by, jingling her fine assets in a handless grey gown that the middle stuck to the parting of her fine butt0ckz like a g-string.

I needed something to cheer me up and I found one. Maybe she will take me to her lodge and make me happy. I called her and she wasn’t the snubby type. She came and I told her the story of how I was lost and looking for a lodge I was standing at it’s gate.

She pointed behind me and waited like she knew I also wanted to take her number. Well it was easy.

As I was typing the last digit of her mobile number. Someone snatched the phone from my hand, I turned with a loaded slap in my right hand only to meet Naza standing there. Well she deleted the number and dragged me back inside.

You don’t want to know what happened in there but I enjoyed every bit of it.

We all should Fork a pregnant woman once in a while.