Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

So I noticed that a girl can grow from an Emmanuella to Regina Daniels within a space of 5 years if not shorter and while you are waiting for her to mature, some guys will be chopping her like that. Just like that popular saying, Girls are are like Mango, while you are waiting for them to ripen, some will be eating them with salt.

Like this particular girl in my area. She was like a bamboo like 5 years ago when I first knew her. Fast forward to now, her assets seemed to be way out of this world and like I always say, if she is 15 and her body looks 20 then Bleeping treat her like she is 20. And I did my age compatibility calculation. My age divided by 2 plus 7. I.e 21 ÷ 2 = 10.5 7 = 17.5. Well she should be around 16 so it was close. We could actually start something.

So on a very good day, just after I have gotten my daily dose of TOMENTATION from my pregnant girlfriend, I decided to catch some fresh air, maybe it will help my frustration evaporate. I was just outside our gate when she walked by, dragging her 2 tons of backside along and seemed to be running after her firm b0s0m. Immediately I saw her, I knew I needed to talk to her.

“Hey you come here!” I called, I was her senior naa so I needed to add some sort of command to my tone. She came and dropped a good evening on me. I nodded with my attention fixed on the upper part of her body, just below her neck. Think whatever you like. Lol.

“What’s that your name again?” I asked.

“Chidimma,” she replied. She was Ebony and like girls her age had low cut hair. Open teeth. Cute face and beautiful eyes. She could have competed very well with Naza if she was fair.

“Are you in a hurry?”
“Yes, my mom is waiting for me.”

I looked around our environment and did a few seconds thinking.

“Let me walk you down, I want to discuss some things with you.”

She didn’t complain and since her house was just a few meters away, we strolled. I had this aura that would make any girl her age like me easily. At least, she will be bragging that a boy like me talked to her.


I got a little more details about her. In her ss2 and the same class with my our Amara. I’m sure Amara wouldn’t mind.


“So you don’t have a phone yet?” she nodded and I shook my head.

“Quite a pity. How do we now communicate?”

It was a rhetorical question and she knew that.

“Well, can you always come to my house?”
She nodded. She didn’t even ask why I want her to be coming to my house. Girls these days, even the small ones can decode things that are bigger than them.

“See what will happen, can you come out to that field by 6pm today?” I asked, pointing to a nearby field that belonged to a primary school around the corner.

“I’m not sure, but I will try.”

Well we got closer to their gate. Our 6pm date fixed. One last look at her b0s0m and booty and I was done for the minute. Just when I turned on my way home. My father’s car screeched to a halt beside me. My heart jumped to my mouth as I stood there.

The passenger side window went down and I saw Willie’s teeth shinning at me. I hopped in with relief.

“Where you go naa?” I asked as we moved on.

“I just go give one girl like that heart attack. She just dy form for me because I no dy use ride enter school.”
“So how e go?”
“As she just see me inside this ride, she commot bra for me.”

He was shinning his teeth as he spoke.
[B] “Shaa, I hope you won’t be banging girls inside popsy car. He will smell ur Pour o or you fit forget condom or pant inside.”