Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

I think my tales are about to take a twist, i’m still considering dealing with that playboy factor, i may change to Diary of a broke loverboy, you know why? I will tell you why.

Chinaza’s Jazz has finally caught up with me.


She has mesmerized me in a way i don’t know, even she didn’t know how it happened.
Everything took place on that day she and her sister showed up, that day we almost forgot mums car at a hotel, yea that day. I didn’t know if it was the drinks or what but whatever she did, it worked. She worked me in a way no experienced mechanic can do to a car. I don’t know if i cumed out blood but i cumed until nothing was left to Pour again and even then, i kept cuming.. Lol.

We took a cab home, after we discovered that none of us was in good shape to drive.

We stopped at Naza’s house, nobody was there except for Naza and Nelo who just came home from the village for a friends birthday.

I don’t know between me and Naza who carried each other into the house, all i knew was that Nelo carried Willie inside on her back.
We called home, mom precisely, only her could tolerate us sleeping outside, Dad would drive to wherever we were to bring us home.

“Mommy something happen o” Willie said as he put the call on loud speaker.

“Nna what is it, how is my baby, is he Okay?” my mom asked, i was the baby.

“Mommy we are fine but we won’t be coming back today o”
“Why kwanu?”. My mums voice can make you laugh for Africa.

“Mommy, go slow o, there are over 1000 cars in line here, so we have to sleep over here”
“Ok, cover yourself o”
“Yes ma”
“Say your prayers o”
“Yes ma, mommy Goodnight”

After the call, willie just carried Nelo on his shoulder into the girls room, while naza dragged me into their parents room.

“Lets play mommy and daddy ” she said and landed me a fatal kiss on my lips, we fondled and bit and licked and exchanged saliva, like a vampire, i caressed her neck with my teeth and licked her dry. I lifted her up and dropped her on the mini fridge at the foot of the bed. I tore off her dress while she pulled mine off, I didn’t know how manage but all knew was her bra was off in seconds, i lifted her b0s0m and inserted the tip into my mouth, it went into her head and she grabbed me by the back of my head and bit at my hairs.

I sU-Cked on the b0s0m for sometime before i went down to her navel, Circled my tongue on it and my next stop was at the oval office, surprisingly, i found no cover there, her pant was already off. I gently nudged the cl!t with my upper lip and she m0aned, further i grabbed the cl!t in whole in between my upper and lower lip and pulled it softly, she shook and grabbed me by the head, pulled me up and engaged me in a hot, long kiss.

I worked my way down to her vulva again and flicked it with my tongue while the juice poured out. She jumped down from the fridge and turned her back on me facing the fridge.

“You know where my butt0ckz is?” she asked, turning to face me. I looked at her a little lost and nodded.
“cool, fukk it” she said giving me the doggy position.
“Sure? ” i asked her
” Yea”

I pulled out my condom from my wallet and put it on. Slowly, i put my dikk into the hole while she m0aned from pleasure and pain.

Few gentle thrusts before she screamed more and faster which I obliged her. I went hard and hard and harder while she m0aned loud and loud and louder. Naza wasn’t the kind of girl to call you emotional names even if you were tearing at her g.spots, she just m0aned and scratched at the surface of the fridge. We both shook along with the fridge, i could hear bottles clanging inside the refrigerator but we were too engaged to care.

I pulled my dikk from her asshole and located her vulva with it, then i went in there again, she raised her left leg and dropped it on top of the fridge and everything went fluid. The passion was crazy and mutual, i grabbed her by her two breasts for support while we b@nged each other. Time came and i came, pulling out of her, she pushed me on the bed and took the c
ondom off my dikk, she put my dikk into her mouth and Licked every last piece of Pour on it.

She worked on it with her tongue while she bit the tip with her teeth which was a bit painful and much more s£nsat!onal. I embraced the s£nsat!onal part.

“Who taught you to give head like this?” i asked her
“I watch movies”
“With whom?”
“My mother” she said and climbed on me, planting her lips on mine to shut me up.

She sat on my rock hard dikk and slid it into her hole, she did a perfect cowgirl on me while i held her by the waist, i was scared that people over at my house could hear the pounding sound we made. She bent low and kissed me while i held her by the back and from below her, i started thrusting upward, the look on her face gingered me further. Her mouth was wide open and her eyes shut, i pulled her further down and grabbed her breasts with my mouth while we b@nged. We both came all over the bed. By the time we were done, one could swim in the Pour we downloaded on that bed.


We flipped the sheets away and pulled down the curtains, using it for blanket, we cuddled under the curtains.

“You are the best” i said to her
“I know” she replied.

“I don’t need another ”
” Thank God you know”
“And you don’t need another guy”
“You don’t have to tell me”
“Hmmmm”
“I saw a new style on that movie, can we do it? ” she asked

” Do you want to bleach my dikk?” i asked her and she nodded
“Crazy girl”.

More fu-Ckery followed later in the night.

We spent the next day cleaning up the mess we made. After stock taking, i discovered to my dismay that we had broken two bottles of red wine inside the fridge and four tumblers.

Whatever shaa, Chinaza won my heart over and over and over a million times that night.

I don’t know if it was the terrific head she gave or the experience, which ever one, i’m reviewing my playboy policy..