Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

So y’all needed to see the full fledged laughter Fiesta James threw for me when i told him about my ordeal with Shape. “Just imagine girl wey you for leave with me, you come waste all that opportunity”
“Comot here, why you no carry am enter your room”
“Guy i too drunk that night, i fit piss on her come think say na Pour”
“The action wey i miss no pain me reach, the one wey pain me pass be say na for ground i sleep, see as everywhere dy pain me”

School happened, friends reunited, everybody looking fresh and all. New students in the faculty, I didn’t notice the guys, i just saw the girls, all looking set for harvest. And like a farmer, i had my harvester ready for them. I needed to catch them young before their eyes opened. Apart from failing maths courses, the next easiest thing in school was spotting out the freshers. In their mind, they be feeling sophisticated and dressing up to cover up their naivety but like a mark on the forehead, it was boldly unscripted on them “JAMBITO!”

A lot of them did catch my interest, i had decided to reduce hand in my banging activities because while other people looked fresh after the holidays, my mirror portrayed me as 2 years older than my age. I wasn’t surprised tho, i had been extremely busy during the holidays *winks*…

So i decided i was only going to choose one at the moment.

Some of My guys don already begin dy form seniors, addressing the new comers who would stare at them, taking down everything they were told, some freshers would even mistake some of them as lecturers, for them to be addressing them, even those who got clear effs in their mathematics would be asking the new ones, girls especially, to call on them should they need any help, no, we don’t roll like that, we just let our things flow like lasagna.
So i saw this one, everything about her was everything i liked in a girl. Her beauty gave me chills, she wasn’t so thick but she was curvy.
She looked like a model but not as thin as they are. I observed her for sometime and noticed she was always alone sort of. Hmmm, that was unusual given her assets.

We just got through our valuation class and i decided i was going to search for the girl. I managed to ditch Eva and was soon patrolling our faculty in search of this girl. I didn’t have to search for long, i soon saw her, the complexion of her skin shimmering under the sun. Just looking at her gave me the morale to walk up to her and talk to her.

I adjusted my face cap and swaggered towards her. She was strolling leisurely so catching up wasn’t hard.

I got to know her, Jennifer was her name, she just got admitted into Estate management, that made things easier for me. She was much open shaa and after everything, i got her number, easily too and that surprised me. We were still talking when i heard someone shout my name.

I looked in the direction of the voice and shape was dragging her curvy body towards us.
“I have been looking for you” she said as she got to where we stood. I held Jennifer by her hand to avoid her slipping away.
“What for?”
“Ermm, you know that place i wanted you to show me that day?” she said scratching her ear.
“Which place kwa?”
“That place naa”
“The place no get name?”
“Just come first, please”
“Must it be now” i told her nodding towards Jennifer who was busy with her phone. She got the hint but rolled her eyes.
“Yes, now”

I was tempted to walk her away but hey, this is shape, my shape and so i had to dismiss Jennifer on the promise that we would meet again.

“Shape come, next time you see me with a girl, just act like you no see me or like you don forget my name, no just call me” i said as we waited for a bus.
“Which girl? ” she asked with a voice that had sarcasm all over it.
” Any girl at all”
“Is it because of this one that looks like ogbanje?”

I raised my hand to knock her head but ended up putting it round her waist..