Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

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Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

It soon became a game of show off between me and Chinaza. The way the stupid new dude was always flashing his car around each time he came to see Chinaza was getting on my nerves. Chinaza too didn’t misuse any opportunity she had to torment me. She would flash different views of the guys on her whatsapp dp. So i decided i was going to show her my new catch. Hehehehe, precious was cute and would make any girl jealous of herself.

I and precious had gotten to a point where we no longer felt uneasy around each other, we had even gotten close to having S£x once but i gave the excuse that we should give ourselves more time to adjust but then my main reason was i didn’t want to be caught pants down by a military man banging his daughter, God knows i wasn’t ready for any military drills and with the way the man’s waist bulged, i suspect he carries pistols around.

So i decided i was going to invite Precious over to my house. I had managed to lie myself out of taking part in my father’s farming business with the excuse that i was going to be busy with school assignments. Who gives assignments at the end of a semester? Shaa my popsy believed me. All i had to do was observe everyone’s calendar and figure out the day everyone would be out of the house. As i Waited for that day, i resorted to spending my spare times at Precious house. She knew how to have fun and that kept me away from sleeping with her for the time being.

I was with her on a day like any other day, we were in her room watching Adult movie in my phone when we heard their door open downstairs. She got up and ran down while i adjusted my trouser which had already shifted to one side and lay down on my stomach facing the wall. Seconds later i heard the door to the room open.
“Who was that?” i asked without turning back.
“hello” an entirely different female voice said. I got up only to see Eve staring back at me. Yea Eve, remember Eve my nutty naughty course mate Eve, yea, it was that Eve.
“Chiboy! ” she shouted
” Evangeline what are you doing here?”
“I should be asking you that, what are you doing in my cousin’s room” she asked and came to sit by me on the bed.


There was this connection that existed in my neighborhood which i hated so much, where all the girls knew each other one way or the other, you can’t date one without the others knowing and you can’t cheat on the one you are dating with another one without others finding out and telling the one you are dating, that was the case here.

So Precious and Eva were cousins and so what? Its not like there was anything i could do about it, Eva wouldn’t mind seeing me with someone else as far as her interests are well protected, precious on the other hand may mind and her father may mind more than she does and i should really mind her father minding about it for my sake but then that is nothing compared to what you are about to find out.


So the day came and i was alone in the house.

I called precious over. She got to the junction that led into our neighborhood and informed me. I knew before hand that Chinaza was at home and i intended frustrating her back.


I went to bring in Precious with the greatest swag i could find in my wardrobe. I slowly passed Chinaza’s house to ensure that she saw me and to my luck, she was at the front.

I breezed pass their house and straight to where precious was. I hugged her, put my hand around her hips and we started heading back for my house. Just as we were approaching naza’s house, she appeared from the gate.

She started running towards us with her hands spread for a hug. I assumed she was up to something mischievous and i readied myself for whatever it was. I steadied myself for the hug she was coming for, i had acted out the script in my mind, i was going to oblige her the hug and then introduce Precious to her as my sweetheart, i assumed this was going to hit her hard and i was glad with it.

Chinaza ran up to us, walked pass me and engaged Precious in a tight hug. I was too dazed to even know what else transpired there.


They both walked hand in hand into Naza’s house as i stood and watched.

If Naza doesn’t kill me in this world, i will kill her. One of us must die.