Must Read: And The Life Of A Hustler

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: And The Life Of A Hustler

After they left hurriedly Dele changed his cloth,took his bath and
moved closer to me…..



Dele:kilo se e world best….

Me:Hospital…….(i said silently)
Dele:Oga, o re mi oooo…only God knows wetyn u don use all ur
energy do wen i no dey….ode
He picked up his fone to call one of our friend that has a
car……..Biodun came in 10 mins later
Biodun:kilo se padi yi
Dele:mi o mo ooooo…the guy just dey cry since i comeback and
saying hospital na hin i say make i call u make we carry am go
before he die here…..



Biodun:Hey yah…pele…….na strong malaria this one go be ooo
Dele:i no even no 4 am olorun……he just dey behave like olobe,
thank God 4 some girls wey i meet 4 house wey talk take care of
d guy since he fall sick.
Biodun:No wonder i dey try hin number yesterday and it was
saying switched off all tru….but y hin com dey Unclad nah…
Dele:i no no ooo…abeg help me make we dress am up……


They help me with my cloth…straight to the car and off we go to
a hospital…i was quickly attended to by the Dr and two female
nurses……i was given drip and some injection……It was later in
the evening the following day when Dele and Biodun came to
check me up that they started blabbing and apparently i was
regaining strength…..




Dele:Oga, na wah 4u oooooo…Dr said u dey suffer from
excessive S£x and drugs..when dat 1 start with u now?
Biodun:Olobe, so na S£x turn u 2 dis way? Bleeping na food? And
again u used drugs…am highly disappointed in u
Dele:Seriously, but thank God for your life that Dr said u will b
ohk and had it been that we no com yesterday ni, no be wetyn we
dey talk now……u go just dey impotent 4 life
Biodun:As in u no go even fit give belle again…ur d!ckson go
just dey 4 fashion bt atleast u go still dey bleep….



MeLsilently)………….no be my fault guys
Dele: na which person fault?..Amaka, Grace or
Toyin…………….even if u be world best, u no fit use ur common
sense
Biodun:who dey bear all dose names?
Dele:Na dose friends wey i tell u now……
I was just crying as they continue to yab me and calling me
different names cos no too much stress to explain all what
happened to them…it took me up until Wednesday wen Dele
came in the evening and i have enough strength before i could
explained all what happened and how it happened….
Dele:Dose babes na bastard mehn….


Me:seriously mehn………….
Dele:make dem discharge u first b4 we no whats up………
I spent a full week in the hospital b4 i was discharged after which
i resumed back to work with excuse duty even though i had
resigned at the beginning of the month…..It was the third week
that i beeped them up individually coutey of Dele’s advice……..
Me:Ping….Ping…….Ping
Amaka:Ahhhh…our husband, you have our tym now….hw u dey?
Me:I dey fine..and u?
Amaka:I dey fine too….
Me:pls am sorry for all that happened….never thought it will
happen this way…
Amaka:Sorry my foot………
Me:ahan…
Amaka:u think we wont know?
Me:hmmmmmm
Amaka: So, u slept with me and at the same times with my
friends?
Me:How
Amaka: Dont tell me how….you this Horse
Me:Horse ke? What did i do to warrant all this insult
Amaka: Insult? U av not see anytyn…….after bleeping me so
many times and my friends
Me:Thats why u guys set me up and misbehaved
Amaka:What you saw was the tip of the iceberg as more is still
coming to you.


Me:More?are u threatening me? I bet you guys won’t go scot free
this time around
Amaka:For your mind…..just watch your back as we are right
behind you always
Me:pls Amaka, we don’t need to go along this line again…….pls
i admit i eff up but am so sorry…it wasn’t my fault……………..


Amaka:Whose fault? Guess ur tyn doesn’t no hw to say No…..
Me:Pls am very sorry, lets forget about everytyn and assume it
belongs to our past…………


Amaka:it has been my past ever since that day or lemme even
say our past……….



Me:thatz better dear….i no i made a mistake but am sorry at the
same time
Amaka:Ohk……



Me:is my apology accepted?
Amaka:Maybe or maybe not
Me:Thanks for forgiving me
Amaka:who forgive u………….
Me:U now……


Amaka:when i look at wat u did ehn,am always ashamed of
mysef cos i felt cheap to ur gimmicks but i just look at ur good
side too and felt we shouldn’t have handled it that way as you
also have your good side to….u have been helpful too and never
believe we shud end it this way…tort u will never want to talk to
me again or revenge but u are one of d few guys with good heart
that i no….am so sorry for all what we did to u too…pls find a
place in ur heart to forgive me
Me:hmmmmm………….lets just forget it and be friends
again……..


Amaka:ohk……
Me:what abt my pics u guys took….
Amaka:lolzzz….sent 5diff ones to me……….loads of dem here,
will just make me remember the moment ni
Me:does dat means am not safe?



Amaka:u might want to fumble some other times and this will set
the record straight 4 us……


Me:hmmmmmm….sad face (smiley)
Amaka:lets i 4get, the test u did 4 us, we passed and me and
grace have been schedule for interview next week….hopefully we
can get some tips of assessment centre…….
Me:Thats no prob but its not something of fone…maybe we can
see on Sunday to discuss better moreover u can pick all ur other
credentials with me too……..
Amaka:meet at where?
Me:my place…….
Amaka:ur place? U no even dey fear sef
Me:What happened belong to the past now moreoever u aint the
only one coming now….



Amaka:lemme tell other gehs about it 1st and hear their
views……..