Must Read: The Devil Who Loved Me

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: The Devil Who Loved Me

Toun doesn’t know how to make noodles.
The watery mess in front of me irritated me,
even the egg was not boiled well. I knew if I
complained she would say she doesn’t wanna
kill the protein. All her attention was on the
series, I watched prison break mainly because
of Tee-bag. I liked his diction and the way he
flicked his eyes when he wanted to do
something evil.
My phone rang…

Abayomi: evil pikin
Me: presido
Abayomi: ermmm, how are you, hope you have
not killed my angel?
Me: your angel is fine o..why are you calling me
sef, call her now
Abayomi: ode, I called because Timi wants your
number, he said he doesn’t have this line
Me: Does he really need my number. Isn’t yours
enough?
Abayomi: you know you are in charge of the
campaign committee..you guys will walk
directly together
Me: oh well, give him. At least it means we wont
need to see except very necessary
Abayomi: exactly, like the rally tomorrow at
Shokas, Ijebu-igbo…that’s very necessary
Me: give him my number…
Abayomi: give your phone to the lady in the
room
Me: what am i?
Abayomi: witch
I passed on the phone to Toun, and laughed at
the thought that the both of them would
probably be having s*x now if not for me…then
I thought of s*x…then I thought of Timi…I
remembered the first time..
We had just been dating for 3 weeks then and
things were going at its own pace. We had
gone to Sagamu for a friend’s wedding, one our
way back, it rained bitterly. With his rickety
Mazda 626 refusing to start at the right
occasion, we had hitched a ride to Ago-iwoye
via Ikenne-Remo. After dropping me in my
house, he started to leave, I knew I ought to
have allowed him to leave but It was so cold. I
begged him to stay the night. Lying beside him
that night felt so good, the only warmth I felt
was when I held him. He started telling me
jokes; later we were making fun of the people at
the wedding. Then he brought out a bottle of
wine we had smuggled from the wedding and
toasted to me saying “ to the most beautiful
girl”. He drank some and offered me some but I
declined. The only alcohol I took was Gordon
spark and palm-wine. But he insisted and I have
never been able to tell him no.. But I took too
much a gulp and couldn’t swallow it, so he
attempted to assist me reduce the quantity in
my mouth by using his mouth to drain mine.
Lawd! His lips tasted so good…then we started
kissing. We kissed till there was no alcohol in
my mouth, then he licked my lips, he licked my
neck…all I could do was m0an. I could feel the
bristles of his day old beard on my neck as he
kissed my shoulder blade. I pulled up the short
gown that stood as my nightie, so he could
continue, I didn’t want him to stop…I had never
felt like that before. My Tips were so hard they
were almost painful, till the warmth of his
mouth enveloped them. I pulled his shirt and
started fumbling with his belt, why should a
guy’s belt be this difficult?. He asked if I was
sure I wanted to go there…I said yes.. When his
buckle came off and I pulled down his boxers, I
could see his J0yst!ck in the dark. I didn’t know
what to do at that point, I was dripping wet and
I wasn’t thinking straight. He pulled off my
p@anties and ran his fingers on my wetness…his
fingers separated the lips and rubbed against
my cl!ts, I screamed… then gently he started
kissing my navel and rib-cages. I rested my
back on the bed and stretched my hand until I
got hold of his J0yst!ck; I spread my legs and
guided it to my V… He stopped me again and
asked if I was sure…I told him to shut up and
stop talking… he verified I was sufficiently wet
by running his hands on me again before
entering me…
Before deflowering me….

Toun: why are you not eating?
Me: this your rubbish indomie
Toun: you cannot appreciate anything in your
life
Me: lol
Toun: Ab was telling me about Uche..
Me: yes o..he said he is representing a client,
that is ready to pay a poo-load of money
Toun: I don’t like that Uche boy, he taxes
freshers anyhow…very notorious
Me: what his clients want sef is too much ahn
ahn…game centre and Cd selling monopolies.
Toun: I am not comfortable about it and I told
Abayomi..
Me: yeah, I don’t like it also, but I think your
boyfriend might want to accept it.
Toun: he sounded so over the phone…how is
National doing?
Me: only God knows were that boy is getting his
money from, everywhere it is National!
Toun: you guys have to step up o..
I sighed..
I attempted to sleep but all I could think about
was tomorrow at Shokas…I will have to be with
Timi. I was going to blank him, everything
would be official, I hope he doesn’t bring Annie
along though.
Me: Toun, I want to sleep..oya off your television
Toun: oh…that Michael is so smart..he will
break-out…I tell you!
My phone rang…
Me: hello,
Caller: hey
Me: who is this please?
Caller: it me..
His reply coincided with my brain recognizing
his voice…



Me: oh..
Caller: its Timi
Me: hey
Timi: just got your digits from Abayomi
Me: ok
Timi: I want to intimate you about the rally
tomorrow at Shokas…please come with your
friends…branded tee-shirts and jean shorts..
Me: you don’t waste time at all o..
Timi: the tide isnt in our favor now, we have a
lot of work to do, I don’t want us to lose.
How dare him use the word “us”…this boy dey
crase?
Me: you don’t wanna lose your good reputation
Timi: yes.
Me: don’t forget I am the one calling the shots
Timi: I wont ,ma
Me: good, how much are you being paid for
this?
Timi: 200786 if we win
Me: and if we lose?
Timi: nothing..
Me: what is the 786naira for?
Timi: nothing
Me: anyways na you and Abayomi problem..
Timi: see you tomorrow, goodnight dear..
Me: night.
After hanging up, I realized I had been
clenching my fists
Toun: who was that?
Me: Timi
Toun: awww… what does he want
Me: about the rally tomorrow…branded tops
and jean shorts…
Toun: he is fast o, rally now now?
Me: he said Abayomi is paying him 200786naira
Toun: why that weird amount?
Me: I don’t know for him o…
Toun: oh my God…I know …
Me: why?
Toun: he is passing a message to you
Me: how?
Toun: 20/07/86…..your birthday..