Must Read: I Have Done Some Great Bad Things - Season 1 - Episode 63

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Must Read: I Have Done Some Great Bad Things - Season 1 - Episode 63

Now,i didnt have anything in mind
while coming back from school that day,and i
was hoping that everybody is at home so that we
could play after eating…But i was surprised that i
when i entered(the door was not Locked),i met
my second Busting in a row…GOD DAMN IT!!…it
was no other people than Amauche and Junior
delightedly and cheerfully Phucking
themselves,and probably in the high heavens
when i entered and heard some funny
sounds…Actually,i had hoped that it was
Blessing(Please dont ask me why o)…What
immediately rushed to my mind as i stood and
watched them Phuck,was who left the house
open for this two rascals…It cant be Amara,and
it couldnt be Blessing…its probably my Grandma
i guessed…Funny how She still thinks that kids
cant probably do such things!!…..As i watched
them Phuck in that parlour,with Amauche
down,and Junior on top(doing his thing),i
thought of what to do…Should i startle them?
Should i hold them for ransome? Should i use
this opportunity to Bleep Amauche once and for
all? Hmmmmmmm…The last idea sounds like a
good one…But i was afraid of something…I didnt
want to bring my self to the level that Amauche
will now see me and be taking me as nothing
simply because i Phucked with her…I cherished
the Respect i got from all the kids in the
neighbourhood…I didnt want to Jeopardize it
with just phucking with Amauche….Amauche is
really begining to be a pain in the Arse!!….
“Junior!” I shouted with Force and Faked
Fury…This startled them,and he jumped off
immediately from Amauche..”Ara ya acha
unu?”(are you people mad?)..”isi o mebiri
unu?”(Are you nuts?)…”Kedu ihe unu che na
unu mega”(What do you people think you are
doing?)…I kept on rattling on and on as they
both froze….”Junior,ihe o wu kpa ishi
eme?”(Junior,is this how you do?)…..”asi kwa nu
na owu onye ozo batara nga na hu unu,kedu ihe
unu kara ikwu?Unu a just were uzo yowa onu?
Unu nwere luck na o wu m batara ngaa!”(What if
another person had come in,what will people
have said?You just left the door open? You are
lucky am the one that came in),i rattled
on…”unu yiri akwa unu oso oso tupu mmadu
abata nga”(Wear your clothes fast before
somebody enters here)….They wore their clothes
immediately in fright…

After wearing it,i started laughing uncontrollably
to their surprise….I said to them,”o kwa unu
huru kpa ujo shi bia unu na?”(Hope you have
seen how terrified you are now?)…”ya wuru
kwanu na owu mmaa ma o wu Amara?”(what if it
was Amara or Grandma?)…..Unu anwakwala udi
ihe ahu ozo ngaa..Unu choo unu abaa ime ohia
ga mewe ihe unu na eme,mana emekwala ya
n’uyo nga ozo”(You people shouldnt try this
again here next time…If you like,enter the bush
and Phuck Yourselves to hell,Dont try it again
here..Not ever….),i said with a finality….and
Walked into my Room…I wanted to ask Junior
who left the house for him,but i decided against
it………
After eating and resting a bit,i went out to Collins
home,and told him that we should begin our
Busting that day being thursday,instead of the
pre-arranged Friday since we both were typicaly
doing nothing,and probably bored…So,we set
out,To search out for Who to
bust.
I know of the many places we could go
and bust people,but we didnt Know where to
actually begin…So,i told Collins that we should
start with our Primary School first,we might be
Lucky there…But then,we had a little
problem…Due to the fact that The Primary
School was situated not far from the Catholic
Church,it attracted a lot of Traffic,and the school
field was there too….So,if you want to bust
somebody,you will have to wait till its really
dark…Therefore,i suggested we take our Small
Dagger(s),and a Touchlight,just incase….
While riding to the school in that evening,we
bought things to help keep our mouth
busy….The time was around 6pm,and so we
didnt actually need to stay long before we will
bust someone…But before that,i took Collins on
on a little race to Umuguma,our L.G.A
headquarter…By the time we rode there and
came back,It was already getting dark…That was
exactly the perfect Decoy…Nighttime is full of
Evil…You wont know this till you make that
encounter…Hope am not derailing…
We went to a safe place and dropped our Bicycle
(s),and then proceeded to the Primary school to
Bust someone….As we approached,we saw
movements around the Primary 1 class,which is
the Farthest of them all…As we moved
closer,Collins told me he is hearing the voice of
Chimuanya….Chimuanya is our classmate,very
pretty,wayward somehow and my
Agemate…Collins has told me several times that
he had hoped to Phuck the girl someday,has
even told her on several occassions,but the girl
refused him…I like to Phuck a lot,but i do control
myself…There is none of my classmates then
that if i wanted to phuck,i couldnt phuck….But
that wasnt what i wanted for myself…I didnt
even want people to Know i do such things….Am
a good Pretender,thanks to my innocent face!!.

So,when Collins said that he heard the voice of
Chimuanya,there was an emotional background
attached to this his emphasis…We sneakingly
moved closer,to some few feets apart…Lo and
behold,there was Chimuanya and a guy like
that,not more than 16yrs old…They were just
about to start their bleeping,and we smiled as i
told Collins in a whispering tone,that we should
allow them enjoy a bit,while we watch before
busting them..