Must Read: I Have Done Some Great Bad Things - Season 1 - Episode 61

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Must Read: I Have Done Some Great Bad Things - Season 1 - Episode 61

After what seemed like an eternity of
riding,enlongated by the re-occuring thought of
how i am going to make the kids yield to my
desire,we finally arrived at The place..I still
beckoned on them to keep following me as i
started going inside the bush ,but the look on
their face showed they were afraid,and totally
frightened…Anyone should be afraid to enter
such a place anyway…Like i said earlier,the
entrance to that place was a very big heavy
decoy…The only thing that Kept Amauche and
Junior going was the fact that i was there…For
their mind,if anything would dare happen
there,i sure will as hell protect them….

We arrived at the beautiful supposed garden
shortly after…I sensed the excitement in their
face and appearance..I knew they were like
Wowwwww!! So,such a place exists?..I asked
them how they feel about the place and they
told me “GREAT”…After the excitement died
down,and they got back to their senses,Junior
asked me,”brother Odii,olee kwanu ihe anyi
biara ime ngaa?”(brother odii,what is it that we
actualy came to do here?)…I guess thats the
Million dollar Question i had been hoping they
wont ask…I didnt know what to say as i
continued to stare at them,rubbing at my head
non-stop…..”ehmm…Junior,enwere ihe m choro
ka gina Amauche mere m”(Ehmmm
Junior,there is something i want you and
Amauche to do for me),i managed to say…”ele
ihe owu?”(What is it?),they both askdd
simultaneously….o boy! See inquisiveness o!
“Ngwa unu chere m ka m bia”(Alrite,you people
should wait for me),i said and made to
go…Junior asked me where i was going
immediately,and i said am coming,that i just
want to bring something,that i wont waste
more than 2mins…Hmmmm..Stubborn
Junior..He insisted on them following me,to
which i rebuffed telling him that it is
dangerous,that “anu ojoo”(bad animals) were
around where i am going…If at all Junior
believed my small little lie,that was his
business,but all i know and actualy wanted was
that he calmed down…To my greatest
surprise,Amauche was not even disturbed to go
with me as Junior was…She was just
there,sitting calmly on that fallen tree and
watching us rattle on….When i looked at her as
i took my bicycle and walked out of the bush,i
noticed and concluded in my mind that
Amauche was a bad girl..She had ulterior
motives…Infact,as i could tell,she had hoped for
that moment,and i knew she was wishing that
the stubborn Junior will allow me go…

I rode off Immediately,and what came in my
mind to do was to buy some eatables(edibles
rather),and minerals(fanta) for all of us…I
wanted to use it as an enticement for them to
yield to the request i had in mind…I bought
fried yam,Potato,meat,fish and biscuits(Coconut
and Speedy biscuits, if i could remember
correctly),and then minerals…Ordinarily,nobody
will sell you a mineral without bottles,unless you
are drinking it there or perhaps,the seller knows
you personally…In my own case,i was her big
customer,so she didnt bother about bottles
even though i will still bring it back…I packed
the goodies,put it in the small carrier in front of
my bicycle,and straight to the bush,via my
Primary School,i rode off to…..
When i reached the entrance to that Garden,a
thought came accross my mind…Who knows
what this kids must be doing now? That
Amauche girl? This kids might be……….I
decided to sneakingly go into the bush,and
sneakingly sneakingly,i came to the
Garden,though i wasnt making noise to avoid
distraction…I peeped from where i was,and to
my Surprise(though i expected it),This two kids
have started enjoying themselves..o
boy!

I Stayed where i was peeping Junior
and Amauche from,and thought of how i will
best make them know or realise my
presence..Now i didnt really want them to know i
was there,but i wanted them to know that i have
caught them fuccking..But i couldnt..This is
actually what i had wanted..It is what i had
hoped for..It is the reason why i brought us all
here…What did i even really want?…
While all this things went through my mind,i
kept calm and peeped on…Being raw
kids,Amauche just la!d there on the
ground,flat,while Junior was on top her and
moving up and down on Amauche
childishly..Junior was really good at
this,because,he immediately started ramming in
and out of Amauche’s GreatEntrance,
faster..Amauche was letting out sounds like “aiyi
aiyi aiyi”..”mezima m ya emezima junior
kpa”(Junior do it better this way)…”ah..Jiritu
nwayo junior”(ah,Junior take it easy a bit)”…And
Junior will adjust to whatever she had
suggested…hmmmm…Where did this kids even
learnt this?..Hmmmm…It was then i realised that
both of them were stark nakkedd….I thought i
said i was coming back immediately? What is
wrong with this kids?Arent this kids supposed to
be scared of me?

I looked about to see where they kept their
clothes,and saw it..Mad kids! They were
supposed to use it as foam na!! I wanted to go
and take it sneakingly,but i decided against it on
a second thought…So what should i do?
Think..Think..Think..Odii,Think..A
thought,though weird came to my mind
immediately…Scare the fu-Ckkking Living
daylights out of them! I smiled Wickedly at This
thought…Let me see what will happen…I
immediately rushed into the Garden shouting
Scaringly…O Boy!! They speed with Which Junior
jumped off from Amauche and made to scamper
away(Amauche inclusive) at that moment in
time,made me laugh like a madman…I Almost
laughed my Head out,as i shouted “Come on
biachinu ngaa,umu ojoo abuo a”(Will you come
back here you two little bad kids)….I could see a
sigh of relief and heavy breathing on them as
they stopped running in their unclad state,and
started coming back.