Must Read: To Love And To Leave

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: To Love And To Leave

Kikelomo: Tell me more about this Dolapo guy..


Bidemi: (Smiles ) Haha! Told you everything already now.
Kikelomo: No! Not everything o. Have you guys….. (she made a gesture with her fingers )
Bidemi: (embarrassed ) Hian!! No jor! We haven’t!

Kikelomo: (surprised ) What?? Is he like impotent or something??
Bidemi: Jeeeeezzz! Kike! I’m not ready for sx yet and he understands that so he doesn’t pressure me at all. By the way, he is far from being impotent, I’ve noticed the bulge on his zipper when we kiss.


Kikelomo: That’s my kid sis! (Winks) Is it big?
Bidemi: Haaaa! Leave me alone!
Kikelomo: emmm….Like carrot, cucumber or banana??

Bidemi?laughing) your mind is totally corrupt. I don’t know what to compare him with so leave alone.


Kikelomo: You made out with Femi too one time now, compare the bulge with Femi’s
Bidemi: I wouldn’t know anything about Femi. You’re the one who slept with him so you should know better.
….then came the silence… Kikelomo cleared her throat and managed to speak in a low voice.
Kikelomo: (ahem) you should know i didn’t mean to sleep with Femi , it was a silly mistake and i regret ever doing that.



Bidemi: I know sister, i honestly don’t blame you anymore. It’s water under the bridge, it’s all gone. He’s coming for the birthday you know.
Kikelomo: He is? Wow…. I invited my friend Motunrayo too, and do i need to tell you he had a thing with her too?
Bidemi: The bastard littered the whole town with girlfriends. It’ll be a nightmare for him when he sees you and motunrayo Plus Ruka and I at the party.


Kikelomo: Ruka?? That’s the tiny girl on our street right?


Bidemi: Yea. The model

Kikelomo: I forgot that one sef. Perhaps we should create a forum, “Femi’s Ex girlfriends” to keep in touch
Bidemi: Abi o! We’ll create a Whatsapp group sef.


They laughed….



Bidemi: Hahahaha… please let’s talk about the birthday jor.

Kikelomo: Oh! Yes yes! So who’s getting the booze?



Bidemi: I’ve gotten someone that make the Chapman, Ahmed has bought the coke and sparkling wines.

Kikelomo: emmm…how old are you again?? I said booze! The alcohols my dear
Bidemi: I haven’t thought about that.


Kikelomo: Babe! You are having a party as big as this and you are bringing Chapman and coke. Abegi… let’s get the red wine and spirits.
Bidemi: Kikelomo! But Dad…..
Kikelomo: (cuts in) ……doesn’t need to know about this. I’ll call some of my guys to bring some, just get the money ready…like a 100k should do it.
Bidemi: (sighs) Ok then. Thank God you’re here. Sometimes, the “prodigal daughter ” is needed in the house.
Kikelomo: Hahahahaha… i will knock your head o.

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Phone rings…..He picked it
Voice 1: The birthday is on Friday. Is everything ready??
Voice 2: Everything is set!
Voice 1: How about the guns?
Voice 2: No guns Man! Her father is a customs officer, bringing a gun to the party will be a bad idea.

Voice 1: Ok that’s true. So what do we have??
Voice 2: Knives.
Voice 1: Good! That will do!
Call ends.