Must Read: THE FIRST DAY I TOAST A GIRL

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: THE FIRST DAY I TOAST A GIRL

ojoto waz laughing at me until all the people in that bar started starring at us. They might be thinking that ojoto is mad because of the way he was laughing at me continuosly.

ME:guy wetin dey do you? Why you dey laugh like someone wey deyy posses*******ojoto pause his laughing******which one be your own now?
OJOTO:guy which kind embarassement be this one? You don collect her number? ME:for where?******ojoto started laughing again******guy stop am ,u no see how people dey look at us as if we are mad.na embarrasement ontop embarrasement wey i get from that babe ooo*******he continue laughing and i stood up and left the bar.i went to my house and i started refleting on what happened between me and mabel,how i embarrased myself***** where can i fine that girl again? I didnt ask her for her mobile number.what kind human being am i self*******i slept off till i woke up by 8:30am.my phone started ringing and i checked it and it waz an unknown number.i didnt pick it because am always afraid of unknown numbers.it started ringing the second time,i borrowed courage to pick it******
ME:hello
UNKNOWN CALLER:hello igwe.*******it waz a female voice*******how are you and how waz your night?
ME:so sweet.please,who am i speaking with? UNKNOWN CALLER:so you don’t recognise my voice? ME:******i don’t have girl friend that i will assume she was the one calling me*****please remind me.i can’t recognise your voice.

UNKNOWN CALLER: never mind dear.so how is your friend ojoto?
ME:*****i was amazed,how com she knows my friend***please i wouldn’t further our discussion until you tell me who you are******silent*******do you hear what i said?
UNKNOWN CALLER:so sorry dear i can’t tell you who am i now.maybe it will be a story for another day ok.i just want to say hello to you and know how you are fairing ok. Have a nice day*******she hang up the call******.i started refleting on whom the caller is.after 10mins of stand still thinking,i rushed to the kitchen to prepare something to eat before going to lecture.as i was preparing food my phone started ringing again.******my heart beat a little******could that be the same number that called me******i checked my phone and it was ojoto.i pickup******
ME:hello mad man.

OJOTO:*****he laugh a little and pause*****where you dey?
ME:guy i dey house oooo.
OJOTO:you dey house by this time? I be like say u want miss your lecture today.look at your time and tell******i checked and it was 9:00am****
ME:guy i dey come****hang up***i rushed to the bathroom and took my bath sharperly and as i was dressing up,my phone started ringing…….guess who was dat…..