Must Read: INTERMISSION (The Love) - Season 1 - Episode 20

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Must Read: INTERMISSION (The Love) - Season 1 - Episode 20

I was just watching a program on the television when a call comes into my phone. I checked and it was unknown number.

VOICE: hello

ME: hy..

VOICE: good evening sir ** i recognised the voice

ME: hello baby, how are you doing?

TRACY: decided to hide my voice from you but you still recognised me

ME: how on earth will a fail to recognise your voice even in the grave

TRACY: you’re so funny

ME: lolz, but how do you get my number

TRACY: l got it from your friend after school dismissed because l didn’t see you

ME: no mind me abeg, it was our biology teacher that delayed me

TRACY: okay just want to say hi

ME: that is very great of you

TRACY: but hope that you are not angry with me again?

ME: how will i be, i was just surprised that you didn’t trust me

TRACY: i do but it took me by surprise but i am sorry for that

ME: it is okay

TRACY: love you

ME: love you too. See you at tomorrow
TRACY: okay bye.

After the call, l was just feeling so good, l was smiling at myself due to the fact that i escaped my pit. I was really in love and will do anything for her.

The following day, we were all at school just relaxing because the period was just for revision and nothing more. Collins and mike later join me and frank

COLLINS: hello dudes

ME/FRANK: xup guys

COLLINS: we dey oo. Wetin Dey happen hear

FRANK: nothing oo just relaxing

COLLINS: Ben wetin happen between you and that lady yesterday now?

ME: i just added marks to the score of Tracy and frank in her test and she became mad at me

COLLINS: see, na your problem be this, we go dey speak pigin to you and you go dey form America

ME: please don’t be provoked, it has become part of me
COLLINS: part of you ko part of you ni, forget that one jare; anyway ,why you con add marks for Tracy and didn’t add for us who are your padi

MIKE: i tire for him oo. This guy just dey bone us like say we carry masquerade

FRANK: abeg, make una no vex for my padi, the reason wey he no dey reason with una be say the guy no want problem

COLLINS: we na tick of trouble we be ba? abegi no tell me that crap

FRANK: no vex now; no be wetin i mean be that now, i mean say the guy no too dey talk and he no fit speak pidgin

MIKE: asin say he no get mouth? Forget that one joor, we go teach am pidgin.

COLLINS: but wait ooo. Ben, this your closeness with this Tracy of a girl, i hope say no be waiten i they think oo

ME: as how and what are you thinking?
COLLINS: i been dey think say you and that girl dey parole because the way she just go dey rob her hand for your body get as e be and this one wey you be fine boy

ME: funny you

FRANK: leave this ajebor abeg, na him girlfriend be that now

COLLINS: eerh eerh nai this dude go dey hide am from us?

MIKE: i no tell you say that girl like this bobo. Girl dem sef, they too dey like better things

ME: you guy are just something else
COLLINS: yes now, but you suppose to dey tell us because of any gbege

ME: you guys have mastered this pidgin sef

MIKE: forget that one. Hope say you don dey
enter her wonder land

COLLINS: if you no know how to do am, i go teach you but if the girl fall for me eerh, i go finish her with this my big meat oo

MIKE: the girl too set sef. See yansh, see boobs, oboy, this guy get luck oo. The girl just too much. Anytime she dey waka, na so the yansh go just dey dance left and right and the boob go dey bounce up and down

COLLINS: i wan touch the b----t sef even if she no go allow me sU-Ck am

FRANK: make una no try that one

COLLINS: we no go do am now but na because na our padi babe oo if not, i go try anyhow to yansh her

MIKE: the girl go sweet no be small ooo

COLLINS: but the girl no go be tear leather again but she go still dey tight

FRANK: even if she dey tight or not, abi she no be tear leather again, una no go fit taste am again

MIKE: but if this guy leave am, i go toast am oo because i no say this bobo hear go dey attract many girls so he go dump this girl soon

FRANK: dey der dey wait, no go find your own.

You go wait till your mates don dey buy new clothes

We all laughed it out but down within me, i am very furious because i don’t like how they were just describing my baby girl.

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