Must Read: Confessions Of A Rough, RuggedAnd Raw 9ja Guy - Season 1 - Episode 75

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Must Read: Confessions Of A Rough, RuggedAnd Raw 9ja Guy - Season 1 - Episode 75

As i got into the room, i met Mr
man with both kneels on the
floor, finally he had seen a
familiar face, he had just his
boxers on, i had this wicked
smile on my face, it felt good, i
was calm and relaxed, why
shouldnt i be?, i had my league of
men around me, who had given
me the honour to stand in the
middle, right in front of the
rooster$ucker, guyz werent
smiling, cos it wasnt time for
jokes, Samba was still pointing
his bull at him, even if Sly had
seen my face just once in his
lifetime, i guess he shouldnt or
wouldnt have forgotten a Guy he
slapped in public, and a guy
who’s babe he’s been devouring
forcelly, i really took my time cos
the incident had already ran into
months, he must have thought i
had forgotten about it, but i
remember i told him he would
get my message, all i needed do
was give myself a perfect timing,
which i ended up doing, as he
saw my face he didnt need to put
on his thinking cap. As i saw him,
even with the wicked smile on
my face, it was like the rage that
was filled within was reloaded
cos this time the anger was two
times more, i thought Ebere said
he had a roommate, if he truly
did, that saturday morning was
his lucky day, cos he would have
had his own fair share of the
punishment, before person go
come later hear em own.
We were hearing voices to be
that of their neighbours, talking
to themselves outside,
”wetin happen,
wetin happen” they were asking
themselves repeatedly,
but no one had the guts to come
close(abi the person no dey
fear?), cos the $tup¡d person that
loves his neighbour somuch
would have gotten himself/
herself into trouble too.

I unzipped my bag and brought
out my Axe, Hefty stood on the
door with his big body, with a
bull in hand as well,
”Guy, you remember this face” i
asked,
He was reluntant, kept quiet and
wouldnt answer, he was wasting
my time for crying out loud, i
wanted to hear him say he knew
me, out of anger, i slammed the
axe on his cheek with the flat
side, with all the force my hand
could dish out,
”guy we no want dulling for
here, you remember me?, yes or
no nah em i wan hear?” i asked
him again,
He managed to say yes with his
hand holding his cheek, this was
exactly what i wanted, it was my
case, the guyz just allowed me do
my thing, ‘an eye for an eye’,
thats what have always heard
people say, but this day i was
going to add spice to that
statement, cos i wouldnt be
satisfied with just ‘an eye for an
eye’, i wanted ‘an eye for the
whole body’, it wasnt me being
slapped by this guy that was
hurting me anymore, this
vengeance was for my Pretty
Salma, Vengeance they say is
sweet, i hadnt started enjoying
this one
”guy listening to this story i said
”fvvck up nah bad thing, for my
life i hate fvvck up dieee, there
was peace in Heaven untill
Lucifer come fvvuck up, got felt
betrayed and threw him down,
gave Lucifer time to change and
beg for forgiveness but the dude
wouldnt, God finally tag satan for
destruction, set the last day on
earth to put an end to the cocck$
ucker, Bro that day nah
‘judgement day’, and Sly today
nah that day for you, you are the
Lucifer in the story and nah me
be god, guy come on get up” i
said,
After my small epistle it was like
my anger increased again, i didnt
know if the dude was scared to
stand up, the almighty Sly as poor
Salma had always protrayed him
to be.

I had to forcefully make him
stand up, and just as he did, an
unexpected headbutt landed
gracefully on his lips, the sound
of it made everyone shout, guess
they didnt see that one coming
since i had a weapon in my hand,
he started bleeding profusely,
”that day you just dey feel
yourself, you slap me finish dey
ask me wether i know who you
be?, today e go shock you cos if i
no clear your doubt i go like
know why” i said,
”thunder fire you” Samba said,
everyone began raining insults
on him,
”D, howfar make we match am
dey go, be like people don dey
gather small small, i no feel the
settings” Hefty said peeping
outside,
No one gave a fvvck if the
mudafu-Cka was bleeding, we
hadnt even started yet, just as
Hefty completed his statement, i
heard someones voice in the
room saying,
”Ken abeg no vex, abeg make
una no do me like this abeg,
abeg” it was the voice of the
cocccksU-Cka,
but our well of sympathy and pity
had run dry, all we had left was
sand in the well, i dont think the
sand would be of any help to
him, i was surprised he knew my
name, he had just proven it to
me that he knew Salma was my
girlfriend, and must have taken
me for a jew man.
”you get mind dey fvvck my babe
shey?” i angrily asked,
turned my face to dem guyz and
was like,
”e no get wetin una wan tell me
ooo, dis guy no dey comot here
with this boxers oo, we dey
match am go Unclad liveee” i
said still burning with fury
”na wa for you oo, guy flex nah,
we dey solidly behind you,
anyhow wey you want make e
be, nah so e go be” Solo replied,
I turned back facing Sly,
”Guy abeg remove that boxers” i
said calmly but angrily…

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