Must Read: Confessions Of A Rough, RuggedAnd Raw 9ja Guy - Season 1 - Episode 46

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Must Read: Confessions Of A Rough, RuggedAnd Raw 9ja Guy - Season 1 - Episode 46

”Guy i say make you jazz down
there, you dey mad?” another
said, grabbing a chair and landed
it on my head, i tried using my
hands to block it, and when i did,
i got hurt, i felt the pains around
my hand,
I was getting more infuriated
with every little time that was
passing by, but there was
nothing i could do, taking six
guys on who might probably
have weapons somewhere
would mean, signing my own
death warrant, Cynthia was in
tears, she held one by the shirt
begging for them to stop, i was
sure the weird guy went to get
something,
The crowd was getting larger
with some peeps climbing chairs
to get a glimse to what seem like
an interesting movie, they were
busy watching a Block Buster
movie in an open cinema, this
certainly wasnt how i planned
my outing to be cos what seem
to be a fun filled day for us had
turn out to be a black day, our
date had turned sour and messy,
filled with annoying drama, right
before my very eyes these guys
had already crashed my party.

I remember hearing lots of
stories of how very pretty girls
got niggas into trouble, but
never knew i would face desame
fate, as a matter of fact i had
been avoiding stuff like this, she
just wanted to flaunt her Beauty
and now am paying for it, i
started wishing she had stayed
back while i did the buying, or if
we had gone together one
would have eluded the calamity,
and watching her cry hurts even
more.

As the rest were hitting me
trying to make sure i went down,
the weird guy showed up
carrying an Axe in his hand,
when the crowd saw him they
gave space, i just cant believe this
$h!t was really happening, using
me as show off, a guy i knew i
could handle if it were to be a
one on one bout,
”guy you still dey form hard man
shey?” i say make you jazz down
there this man”, he slammed the
axe on my head so hard with the
flat part, as it landed on my head
with full force i felt a burning
pain in my head,
Raphael and Eddy came, joining
the crowd, they were scared of
coming close,
”nah Ken and Cynthia oo, nah
Ken and Cynthia ooo, wetin
happen” i could hear the
mummur,
Raphael’s house was next to
Chuk’s, he had his number i was
sure, he gave me a sign with his
hand, which i understood to be
‘guy nah wetin happen?’, jew
man wey no fit come close, how
to i explain from here i thought,
there wasnt time for that, instead
i gave him a sign i thought he
would understand, i placed my
hand on my ear like it was a
phone, then said the words ‘call
Chuks for me’ like i was
whispering.

I was taught never to go down
for anyone, it was part of the O.T
(ORIENTATION) i got, Cynthias cry
had increase, they kept hitting
me to make sure i went down,
She held the weird guy by the
singlet,
”please leave him alone, why are
you doing this?, ok my name is
Cynthia, shey you want to know
my name?” she cried out,
”nah now you wan teh me your
name abi?, una go just dey do
anyhow sha, you see as life dey
be, nah desame me wey you dey
call fool so you dey beg, abeg
free my singlet, tell am make em
jazz down, if not em go collect till
em pass out for here” he replied,
he was feeling himself, show off
things,
”Ken-nn-ny ple-ea-see go down,
before they kill you here for me,
am begging you with God’s
name, ple-ea-see” she pleaded
with her voice shaking, crying
her eyes out, siliva dripping out
of her mouth,
Seeing that gave me a second
thought about considering the
offer, the tears in her eyes was
like a knife pierced to my heart, i
noticed i hadnt seen Raphael and
Eddy, and i was preparing inside
he understood the sign i gave
him, if not nah dying things.

The weird guy kept hitting on
the ‘fool thing’, he just wanted to
humiliate me in front of her and
enjoy it to the fullest,
”guy i say make you Jazz down
there” he thundered, slamming
the axe on one side of my Chick
so hard with the flat side again,
this particular pain was severe, i
bent my head down with one
hand holding the just slammed
chick trying to bear the pains,
when another dirty slap hit the
other Chick by another guy
”guy you stubborn ooo, or you
want make men begin dey cut
you, Jazz down there, if not the
mending go pass like this oo” he
said,
”Kenny please go down” Cynthia
said, her cry kept increasing, i
became numb, out of anger i
voiced out,
”If you believe yourself guy,
make we run am one on one”
posing my statement to the
weird one, but another flogged
me a chair and i heard part of it
break, i couldnt take anymore,
”you get mouth to talk” the
weird one said, hitting the axe
on my head lightly, maybe it was
the sharp part, i felt blood
dripping, i touched my head, it
had busted open a little, he was
laughing, Cynthia had cried till
crying couldnt make her talk,
I was anticipating running into
the crowd, maybe reach for my
bag,(Chuks on my mind) but i
was surrounded, still hitting me
trying to make me go down,
when i heard gun shot, i heard
people running,
”una dey mad?”, a familiar voice
said, it was Chuks, who had
showed up with an entourage.

When i heard Chuk’s voice, i felt a
huge relieve down my spine, (so
Raphael understood the sign i
gave him, i said to myself), i owe
him one big time, Dude just
saved a Nigga from getting really
badly wounded.

Cynthia was already in panic
when she heard the gun Shot,
before i heard Chuk’s voice i
thought maybe it was one of the
weird guys people, cos my head
was down, when they were
dishing out beating to me, trying
to make me go down.

The sound of the gun shot made
them pause, when i looked up,
Chuks was with like 12 guys, that
included the men of men, i call
them my own Justice League,
Solo, Flames, Hefty, Perry, Samba,
Mountain D and others, every one
had a bag around their
shoulders, i was certain when
Raphael called he must have told
them i was been beaten up by 6
guys, so they came fully
prepared,
When Chuks saw my face, he
shouted in slangs, and was like
”wetin be this?” pointing a gun
to the weird guy’s head from
where he stood,
”make una collect that axe from
dis guy” he thundered,
Everyone had brought out their
weapons, Solo, Mountain D, Hefty
and Flames, had their guns in
their hands, Mountain D and
Hefty walked up to the weird guy
and collected his axe, with both a
gun pointing to his head and
naval,
”all of una make una go down,
before i release groundnut
(bullet) for person body,
As them see gun, they all went
down, una neva see anything,
the crowd had disappeared, they
watched from a very very far
distance, i even hadnt
recuperated from Sly’s Slap, now
this beaten, my confidence came
back, Cynthia was still crying,
”guy you wan kill me ontop my
own babe wey i carry come, you
burst my head, because she no
gree tell you her name, you hold
am tight for hand, turn am to
your hostage, sotey like
gentleman i even dey beg you
make you leave am, just like that
you and your men dem don
mend me anyhow, pray say dis
market wey u just buy, say you
go fit carry, guy you do me
anyhow, i swear you go see
anyhow” i narrated,
I told Raphael to take Cynthia
away, cos i didnt want her to see
what was next, i didnt plan it like
this for her to know who i was,
who knows, with a Girl of her
Calibre it might be over, but she
wouldnt go, good thing she had
started crying.

The manager and workers of the
place close, trying to plead for us
to take it elsewhere, but when
they saw guns they backed
down, it started there, it was
going to end there,
”Bros no repeat that thing again,
where una dey when dis guyz
dey mend my Boy”, Chuks yelled
at the manager with his eyes red,
”am not going anywhere, i was
right here when they started
beating you up for no reason,
Raphael leave me alone dont you
touch me, look at my hand” she
shouted, as Raphael was trying
to drag her away from the Scene,
she stretched out her hand
showing off where the weird
guy held and sq££zed her, it
was so red, different from the
rest of her Skin.

”Raphael free am” Chuks
ordered, so he left her,
She sounded like she wanted to
see the weird guy pay for his
sins, i was cool with that.

I took part of the broken Chair
that was used in flogging me,
everyone was watching,
wondering what the f¡kk i was
doing, i drew a very big circle,
went to where the weird guy
knelt,
”guy shey you been dey ask who
i be, make i tell you”
”Rugged you, tell am make em
know” Solo Shouted,
”Nah me be Rugged Ken, Desert
Tormentor, full Rugged B_a_k A_
e” i shouted, i dragged him into
the circle in his own slang,
”Jazz up, make we run am one
on one, oburu onu cho cho cho
(meaning, no be to make mouth),
Everyone watched, it was just my
way, if i knew i could take an
offender one on one, i ll do it,
and the guys really loved me for
that, all they needed do was
watch my back, no weapons, no
broken bottles, just fist for fist, it
was what i even wanted.

He was finding it relunctant to
fight me but who gives a f!¡ck,
after my injured head and
bruised face, i wanted pay back
and i wanted it my own way, i
went very very close to him, my
face right in front of his face
”guy you dey fear to fight me?,
nobody go touch you” i said, and
immediately i landed a headbutt
in between his nose and lips,
with all the force my head could
gather, and his top lip tore open
just i was taking my head off,
The sound of it made everyone
shout, he held his mouth, but
who cares?, i rushed him with
punches immediately, i love the
first attack in a fight, infact it
wins my fight for me, he was
already bleeding profusely, i
didnt bother about the other
guys that joined in beating me,
the theory of the whole drama
thing was propounded by the
weird guy,(who even dash am
timber?, mtcheew), we got the
fight on the way, i rushed and
punched as hard as i could, while
he threw his too in defence, this
fight has got to be from start to
finish, one person has got to
quit, and i was sure, it wouldnt
be me.