Must Read: The University Prestos

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: The University Prestos

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( getting read for lecture. Putting on my bra and p@anties)

Me: Miranda stand up na. Go and put on something you can’t just take your bath and lie down again.

Miranda: hmmmmmm I want to sleep more(stretching )

Me: sleep more keh. Shebi I told you to stop pinging last night but you refused.

Miranda: don’t blame me ooo. Or do you think I subscribed for nothing? Abeg leave me ooo. Life is meant to enjoy not to suffer.

Me: madam, I have heard you. So please take your tiny body out of the bed and put on some clothes. I am waiting( done with my clothes and now over to my makeup) don’t make me go late to class. Belinda has gone since.

Miranda: and for your mind na lecture she go? Mtcheeeeew.

Me: you get boyfriend wey dey handle you for bed?

Miranda: yes but he nor dey bed me oo.

Me: no wonder if not you for nor still dey here by now.

Melinda: what of you na who be your boyfriend?

Me: I don’t have. I am still single. I broke up with my boyfriend. Could you imagine the idiot got angry because I didn’t get an admission into the university he is attending? So I broke up.

Miranda: hahahhah you get mind o. But dat kind if guy foolish o.(putting on some makeups I was already done with mine) if you don’t have a boyfriend here, you never jand be that ooo.

Me: who band don help na jand I come here to do?

Miranda: you said you were a biochemist right?

Me: yes, why?

Miranda: because Brenden, the leader of B.B is in your department.(shouting and holding my cheeks)

Me: whoa whoa stop your shouting. What so special about him?

Miranda: you will fall for him I bet you(winking her eyes at me)

Me: God forbid. Fall for a guy?? Hell no!!

Miranda: you are acting cool. You said you won’t fall for preston and now you are telling me you won’t for brenden. You are just kidding me. Well I don’t blame you its because you haven’t seen them.

Me: why am I the one to fall for them?? Why can’t they fall for me??. And did you also fell for them when you saw them??

Miranda: they can’t fall for you because they won’t notice you( sticking out her tongue at me). And yes, I fell for them but did not get noticed. So I gave up. I can’t be fooling myself for them instead I got over it.(picking up her hand bag from her bed and dusting her jean both of us were set to go).

Me: whatever!! We shall see! (We both left for class but we departed when I got to my department).